Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

Tag: playwrights

  • Better Dead, But Rich’ll Do

    Better Dead, But Rich’ll Do

    I don’t even have a dog in the fight that Brendan Kiley’s pulled me into here, but I think I might have to rent one.
    Me on Face Book yesterday
     

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    Before I retired from theatre nearly two years ago I liked to write essays about the art form’s problems (“On Institutional Arrogance”), and what made it great, (“How Can I Talk About the Borrowers?”), but I never did manage to write all the essays I wanted to. By the end, I had a whole file full of titles I would never flesh out.  I even wrote an essay about that (“Surplus Titles”). One of my favorite leftovers was “Better Dead”, under which I intended to provide an explanation to the uninitiated that despite the image they might hold in their minds of playwrights being central to the making of theatre in modern America, the fact is, our absence is the usual and preferred state of engagement, and if we can manage to be dead, preferably for a long enough time that our work is in the public domain, then we are even more popular among our non-playwriting theatre colleagues.

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  • May 24, 2005

    In this entry from my on-going attempt to filibuster my unborn child out of my wife’s womb seven years ago, I whine about writing, and whether or not I should stop.  For about a decade this was a standing question for me.  I thought, talked, and wrote about it constantly until I realized, “Hey wait a second!  Writing about whether or not I should write is just a really lame excuse for writing.”  I have since moved on to other lame excuses.

    Tue May 24 2005 at 1:30:14 UTC

    Five hundred words.

    This is the daily quota that JohnnyGoodYear reminds us that Graham Greene suggests we writers try and meet to stay in shape. And–good God!– who would want to argue with Greene, possibly the most prolific and compellingly readable author of the prior century?

    It’s just that . . . well, does it apply to playwrights? And does it apply to playwrights who often fervently wish they didn’t write at all? It seems to me this discipline that Greene demands, and GoodYear promulgates, presupposes a devotion motivated by . . . what? That one’s writing betters the world? Oneself? More often than not it seems to me that this sort of devotion requires a faith that I long ago forswore. I cannot abide a God that insists I believe in Him any more than I can dedicate myself to a vocation that demands I ante up all my dutiful attentions whether or not it feels meaningful to me. And yet . . . and yet . . . Here I am writing.

    I promised I’d keep you all posted on the progress towards my second child’s birth ever since my wife lost her mucus plug three days ago. But now, with so little progress to report, I’m starting to regret it, in a way not unlike my regret of the vow I made to myself some decades back to be the best playwright possible.

    We get caught.

    We get caught in these ideas of ourselves and what it is we’re supposed to be doing. It’s all so noble I could be sick if I focused too long or too hard on it. We get into this writing business because we’re convinced that our minds might make the world a better place, and then we discover that the wisest men understand that the world needs no bettering.

    We bring children into the world because, let’s face it: it’s fun— both to make them and then to be with them once they’re here. Only a fascist fool could honestly believe he has anything to teach a child, except maybe how to blow a bubble or use a kazoo.

    So for now, I’m going to stick with this, through downvotes and upvotes, through your boredom and mine, through frustration and occasional elation, until I become a better playwright, a better writer, a better husband and father, a better man . . . or . . at least until the baby comes.

    Okay, so about that, here’s the nitty-gritty: Heather went to the doctor today and was told that she’s dilated to 4 centimeters, and that her cervix is 50% effaced. And what does that mean in bottom line layman’s terms? Well, that she’ll be having a baby. Some time soon. How soon? Only the Credophage knows.

    And I know yesterday I said I wasn’t anxious— but dammit!—it’s creeping up on me.

    Come on, baby. Come on! You’re almost here.

    And I am almost there . . . five hundred.

  • Joining Averroës’ Search

    Joining Averroës’ Search

    One of my favorite stories by Jorge Luis Borges is “Averroës’ Search”.  It’s not a very good story— Borges himself admits as much in a rather tortured apology that he tacks on at the end—but it’s a story about theatre—at least in part—and since it’s one of the only times Borges, a favorite of mine, touches on the art form that I have sunk so much of myself into, the short piece has become special to me.  I can approximate how many times I have read it by counting the different colors of pencils I have used to mark it up: dark blue, light blue, purple, green.

    The story opens with the great Islamic annotator of Aristotle lamenting the frequent appearance in the Poetics of two words  that, to a devout Muslim of the 12th Century, seem to have no meaning at all: “tragedy” and “comedy”. 

    He had come across them years earlier in the third book of the Rhetoric; no one in all of Islam could guess as to their meaning….  Yet the two arcane words were everywhere in the text of the Poetics—it was impossible to avoid them.

    In the very next paragraph Averroës takes a break from his work and looks down from his balcony. 

    …  There below, in the narrow earthen courtyard, half-naked children were at play.  One of them standing on the shoulders of another, was clearly playing at being a muezzin: his eyes tightly closed, he was chanting the muezzin’s monotonous cry,  There is no God but Allah.  The boy standing motionless and holding him on his shoulders was the turret from which he sang; another kneeling, bowing low in the dirt, was the congregation of the faithful.  The game did not last long— they all wanted to be the muezzin, no one wanted to be the worshippers or the minaret.

    For me, this is Borges at his best and most loveable: a great thinker imagining a great thinker struggling to imagine a concept that, in fact, palpably surrounds him.  As many of my friends who like to argue with me point out, theatre will always survive.  You literally cannot not have theatre.  But as Borges might counter, you can certainly have it without knowing you have it.  Perhaps that’s where we are heading.  The great Argentine did foretell the internet after all.

    Recently, in a fit of frustration that so many people seemed to miss the point of my recent post about playwrights not making a living from their plays while plenty of folks make one making theatre, I recently wrote the following self-pitying status on Face Book. 

    I somehow need to find a way to harness the average Seattle theatre artist’s endless enthusiasm for arguing into an actual force for change.

    Yes, we’re all smart. We’re all well read. We all know how to attack a straw man and cleverly defend the indefensible, but at what point do we decide we can do better and then take steps to do it?

    It’s a cliché, but it always applies: if not us, who? If not now, when?

    Maybe self pitying isn’t the right description.  Maudlin?  Mawkish?  In any case, a good friend and theatre colleague blithely chimed in: “Shut up and do a show.”  It’s good advice.  Well, again, advice isn’t really the right word.  No one telling you to shut up is giving you advice so much as dictating a directive, and a rather ironic one at that, since it’s impossible to tell someone to shut up without opening your mouth.  Still though, the person who said this has a largely gentle heart, and I know he would not want me to do anything I did not really want to do. 

    With the understanding that I did not have a lot of room to talk about Seattle theatre unless I was actually making Seattle theatre, I have been pushing pretty hard on producing over the last few years.  This spring I wrote and served as executive producer for The New New News: A Living Newspaper; a little over a year before that I served in the same capacities for It’s Not the the P-I: A Living Newspaper About a Dying Newspaper.  And before that there was The Ten Thousand Things at Washington Ensemble Theatre, The Don Juan Cult Concerto at NSCC, Tuesday and An American Book of the Dead- The Game Show at Annex Theatre.  Just listing those shows makes me smile and feel tired at the same time.  Boy, have I done some shows since coming back to Seattle in 2002!

    Now it’s 2011 and I have foundered on a fact that frightens me a bit and that I need to share with you.  I don’t want to put on another show.  Even if I did, I don’t have one.  It’s just not in me at the moment.  And I don’t know if it ever will be again.  (It feels like a long moment, frankly.)  I believe this is something that every theatre artist has to face at some point.  A future with no shows.  But just like Averroës, I will be surrounded by theatre whether I know it or not, whether I want it or not.  After all, isn’t the Intiman’s colossal failure a tragedy in the truest sense?

    So, with the understanding that one earns one’s right to speak about Seattle theatre by making Seattle theatre, I need to cash in for a while and keep my mouth shut.  I will still keep Just Wrought active, and still post here, but my advocacy for Seattle becoming a World Class theatre town, and all the kvetching and posturing that goes with it, is hereby retired indefinitely.

    It is time for me to shut up, sit back, and watch the show… as produced by others.

  • Shakespeare Would Hate Us

    Shakespeare Would Hate Us

    A couple of weeks ago I mentioned to a friend of mine that I was thinking of auditioning for The Wooden O this year, since for the first time in a years I won’t be on vacation during their run.  My buddy, who happens to be a Seattle firefighter, but whose wife acts with the O on occasion, trotted out a taunt he likes to tweak me with: “But Paul, you hate Shakespeare.”

    He bases this facetious conclusion on a challenge I proposed some years back calling on all Seattle  theatres to self-impose a Shakespeare hiatus for one year.  Brendan Kiley, Arts Editor for The Stranger, picked the idea up and wrote about it here.  I still genuinely believe this would be a grand and beneficial experiment, but not because I hate Shakespeare—quite the opposite.  As a playwright I flatter myself that I understand the man’s genius better than most of the directors and actors who worship so sycophantically at his altar for all the wrong reasons. 

    “It’s the language that makes his plays so exquisite.”

    “No, it’s his sumptious, multifaceted characters.”

    “No, no, it’s the tradition, the chance to etch one’s mark on the living canon of performance.”

    It’s all bullshit.  Shakespeare was a great—yes, even the greatest—playwright for one and only one simple reason: he wrought great plays.  All the rest is just so much makings.  You might praise a chef for her choice of ingredients, but you wouldn’t claim them as the reason for her genius.  A year without Shakespeare would help us gain some much needed clarity and distance from the material.  We would come back to it ready to attack with refreshed hearts.  And it would also get us off his cash-cow tit for long enough to taste a little bona fide self-sufficiency.  Hell, we might actually miss Shakespeare.  That currently unfathomable notion alone would make a break worth it, wouldn’t it?

    Never mind.  I already know the answer.  It was shouted at me and Kiley at the Seattle Theatre ShitStorm back in 2008.  And it has been shouted just as fiercely upon every subsequent mention.  “Never!  We will NEVER stop staging Shakespeare. Not for a year.  Not for a month.  How dare you!?  You and the rest of your modern playwright ilk are not fit to wipe the soles of his pointy shoes.”  The level of vituperation one encounters upon even suggesting a breather from the bard naturally calls a paraphrase of one of his more famous lines to mind, “Methinks the status quo doth protest too much.”

    Yes, American Theatre literally worships Shakespeare.  And I have to laugh, because I am pretty sure he would have hated us.

    Shakespeare was a playwright, poet, player and proprietor, in equal measure, despite our hindsighted emphasis on the first of those four.  He made plays to make money and he made a lot of both. He would hate our precious process of endless workshopping plays to an early death on dusty shelves.  At the Globe you worked the problems of a play in performance. 

    He would hate that people more often read his plays than see them.

    He would hate, or not have been even able to comprehend, a system in which playwrights make plays for performance in cities far from where they live, for less than it costs them to create, for the narrowest sliver of society.

    He would hate that so many modern American playwrights have never acted and never produced, have never done anything in a theatre except watch silently from dark seats.

    Since he shared them, he would sympathize with the milquetoast middle class aspirations of most American playwrights—“I just want to have a house and a family and make the same kind of money as my friends I went to college with”— but he would grow to hate them eventually.  Shakespeare may have envied his social superiors, but he also knew at his core he was better than them.

    He would not hate that we kiss the asses of our benefactors and patrons, but he would hate how poorly and surreptitiously and self-loathingly we do it; almost never managing, as he did, to flatter and skewer with the same loaded lines: floating sublimely above, then suddenly crawling at them from beneath, being everyone and no one at the same time with such stunning success that even today reasonably sane and educated people entertain themselves with the pseudo-intellectual dalliance that he did not even write the plays which he so clearly did.

    He would have hated the MFA system for generating new viral spores of actors, playwrights and directors when there isn’t enough work for the ones already in the system.

    He would have hated the advent of the auteur director, smothering the natural brilliance of his plays with their dense cloying concepts.

    He would hate that artistic administrators make the decisions about which plays get done, instead of a consensus of proprietor/players, all sharing the ownership of the theatre, and thus the risks and rewards.

    And most of all, he would hate our necrophilic prejudice for his plays, even the poor ones, over anything new, even the good ones.  As the consummate playwright, he would want us to love the living writers as much or more than the dead.

    So, yeah, I’m pretty sure if Shakespeare were alive today he would hate us.

    And he’d be writing for television.

  • It’s Been a Year

    I launched Just Wrought a year ago today with the essay “Towards a World Class Theatre”.  I am glad I did it, but now for reasons completely different from those I had when I started.  Back then I had no idea that through this blog I would gain the good friendship and professional working relationship I have with Jim Jewell, now the Managing Producer of NewsWrights United; or that I would get to know Lyam White, Jose Amador, and Omar Willey so much better.

    Conversely, I honestly did not suspect that I would lose some friends simply by saying publicly what I had always said to them in private bullshit sessions; but alas, this too is true, as some have conflated my arguments here about failures of leadership, courage and imagination in Seattle theater with personal aggression towards them and their livelihoods.  Some, but happily not all, or even most; because even more surprising than the estranged colleagues have been the artistic leaders who have reached out to me to say essentially, “I think a lot of what you say is crap, but I am glad you are saying it.”

    Just like nearly everything we do as artists—or really, humans— I have no idea if this project has succeeded, and I may never know.  I do not suspect for a minute that I have yet made even the slightest dent in the status quo of how theatre gets done in Seattle, but I do sometimes flatter myself with believing I have helped simultaneously broaden and sharpen the conversation.

    Of the thirteen formal essays I set out to write, I have managed to finish only five over the last 365 days.  Looking at the list now, I realize with certainty that I will never write at least three of them.  “Since When Are Directors Indispensable?” was going to point out that directors are a relatively new species in the long history of theatre, and that playwrights like Shakespeare and Moliere managed incomparable dramatic brilliance without them; but honestly, I don’t know of a single working playwright who leans more heavily on the talent of the directors he collaborates with than myself.  I literally cannot imagine producing Tuesday at Annex Theatre, or our current Living Newspapers, without Dawson Nichols, and the thought of the erstwhile Empty Space’s production of  Louis Slotin Sonata without John Langs at the helm, bringing together as he did all the amazing acting and design elements (not to mention his kick-ass choreography in the second act dance number) literally depresses me.  I could not do my work without directors, so what sort of non-hypocritical point was I hoping to make?  Perhaps only that the rising stock of the anti-collaborative idea of singular stage director auteurship, borrowed as it is from filmmaking, is a mistaken and destructive direction in theatre, especially when regional houses make season selections based on which plays will entice particular directors to work with them.  Throughout the 20th century stage directors gained power   mostly at the expense of playwrights.  The art form will regain health when that inequity is honestly addressed and steps are taken to resolve it.

    I also no longer plan to write about the deleterious arrangement Seattle theatre has with Actors Equity (the stage actors union), or how the viral nature of MFA programs for actors, directors and playwrights is weakening and rarifying our art form in this country.  I realize after this year of speaking out that as a college-dropout actor-turned-playwright, these are no longer my battles to fight.  Only the actors in this town can fix things so they have the same right to develop new works for the stage as actors in Los Angeles and New York; and only young people themselves can wake up and realize that chasing the imprimatur of higher education only takes them further away from the audiences that really need them, and that the excuse of needing a degree to make a living by teaching their craft only perpetuates the virus, while ultimately helping no one, including themselves.

    Of the five essays I did manage to write I am proud and stand by them.  Locally grown new plays do matter, and I see signs that Seattle is making more of them.  World Class Theatre does mean something, even when it cannot and should not be defined precisely.  Playwrights and designers can form some amazing alliances, and I earnestly hope for more of them, for myself and for the world of play development at large.  One-person shows are an easy way for a theaters to shirk the hard work of actually making new plays.  (All props and apologies to Mike Daisy, Jose Amador, Marya Sea Kaminski and everyone else who does such amazing solo work.  I don’t want you to stop.  I just want theatres to stop selling live story-telling  as “plays” {And yes, I understand that even that won’t happen.})

    That leaves five essays unwritten and unspiked.  The one most likely to see daylight in 2011 is “Stop trying to be Respectable, You’re in Show Business”; because I still see way too many of my Seattle colleagues cozying up for financial support and social legitimacy to the very same powerful interests that they should instead be looking for ways to indict theatrically.  I wish I had a condo payment for every time an otherwise  brilliant artistic administrator has baldly insisted to me that theatre is an elitist art form and therefore must depend on the good graces of corporations and  the upper class for its existence.  If I believed this, I would not only quit today, I would start doing everything I could to darken every stage currently producing plays in this city.  Thankfully, I know better.  As show people, we are at our best playing the dangerous fool, telling the wealthy and well-placed  who would teach us our art, what Lear’s Fool told Lear, “I am better than thou art now; I am a Fool, thou art nothing.”

    Just Wrought’s first year has been an often hectic, sometimes even bruising struggle.  Lately I have had to remind myself and others that I am an artist first, and an advocate only much further down my list of priorities.  Over the last few weeks I have been feeling a growing need to take time to lie fallow here for the sake of my creativity.  I resolve to listen more than I talk in 2011.  Of course that doesn’t mean I won’t be talking at all.

    Expanded conversations.  Bruising struggles over important ideas.  Greater clarity around the issues about which I should just keep quiet.

    Lost friends.  Gained friends. 

    It’s been a year.

  • D.C.’s Arena Ups the Ante, What will Seattle’s Big Houses Do?

    Arena Stage in Washington, D.C. just made being a playwright a full-time job for five lucky (and worthy) writers.  What a concept!  An institution with the sole purpose of putting on plays finally making the role of wrighting them a full-time position on their staff.  From the Washington Post article:

    It might sound as if bringing playwrights aboard would be the most routine of customs for an industry in the business of putting on plays. Playwrights, after all, supply the basic building blocks of theatrical life. In reality, though, American theaters rarely effectively put dramatists on the payroll.

    As a result, few writers ever become integral parts of a performing arts institution. And this, in turn, may help to explain why many in the business think the deterioration in the process of getting new plays to the stage has reached a crisis level.

    Will any Seattle Big House do it here?  My prediction is that you will hear lots of public admiration for Arena’s move in the “other Washington”; but God will hear lots of private prayer that Northwest theatre artists and audiences quickly forget about this revolutionary change so that the artistic administrators calling the shots can go back to stolidly propping up the status quo.

    Then again, I could be wrong.  (God, how I’d love to be wrong.)

    Read all about it here.

    (Thanks S. P. Miskowski for pointing this out to me.)

  • Chicago Blog Examines 5th/Rep Payola Mess, Slaps Playwrights Pointlessly

    Chicago Blog Examines 5th/Rep Payola Mess, Slaps Playwrights Pointlessly

    http://www.adaptistration.com/2010/05/04/desperate-playwrights/

    Drew McManus, in his blog on orchestra administration, makes an excellent examination of the Fifth Avenue Theatre’s pay-to-play scandal, including pointing out that by “sub-leasing” the time it bought on KING 5’S New Day Northwest,  Seattle’s 500-pound gorilla of a Big House effectively gate-keeps what kinds of arts organizations will get this television coverage.  However, his title “Desperate Playwrights”, casts over an otherwise thoughtful essay a pall of outrageous ignorance about modern American theatre.  I guess he’s going for some sort of pun-ished quarter-rhyme with “Desperate Housewives”, but really, given how lamely that joke lands, I find myself wondering if Mr. McManus gave his internal editor the day off.  One hopes, in vain I suppose, that a self-described arts consultant would be a little less tone deaf to insult people who, among other things, write insults for people for a living.  (Well, okay, it ain’t much of a living.)  Talk about blaming the innocently by-standing victims.  Associating playwrights with the 5th Avenue Theatre’s silly slimy behavior, and those that joined them, is like blaming Bram Stoker for Count Chocula.

  • Fooled Again? The Seattle Outrageous Fortune Discussion

    Estragon: I can’t go on like this.

    Vladimir: That’s what you think.

    Allow me to share with you the opening paragraph of an amazing essay that Carl Sander brought to my attention a few weeks ago:

    The American non-profit theatre movement is nearing disaster.  Without an adequate sense of tradition or sense of social responsibility, it is in danger of becoming a movement whose only purpose is self-perpetuation.  This idealistic movement begun some generations ago has been unable to achieve a living wage for its actors, a livelihood for its playwrights; it demands that its designers accept twelve to fifteen productions a year just to make ends meet, and forgoes its responsibility to train directors while permitting, under the heading of financial survival, the average income of its audience members to climb higher and higher until this once bastion of social ideas and aesthetic concerns as become the plaything of the upper middle class and the very wealthy.

    Isn’t that amazing?  Doesn’t that paragraph just go straight to the heart of our current situation, and by doing so make you a little bit more hopeful that smart people are talking about theatre’s endemic crisis in such an insightful way, since surely, if we talk about this cogently and passionately, we will inevitably move toward making things better?

    There is only one problem.  This paragraph was written by Richard Nelson for an essay in PAJ: A Journal of Performance and Art in 1983.  So whether you like it or not, whether you knew it or not, these problems are way over a quarter of a century old.  And since Nelson’s incendiary bit of insight was published, absolutely nothing has changed.

    Last Monday, a bunch of Seattle theatre folk sat in a room and listened to Todd London, Ben Pesner,  and Tory Bailey present their findings on the state of the American playwright– findings which culminate in a book called Outrage Fortune: The Life and Times of the New American Play.  I cannot heap enough praise on these professionals for their efforts not only in researching and authoring this book but in their willingness to tour the country to discuss it.  Thank you, London, Voss and Pessner, as well as Tory Bailey, Executive Director of the Theatre Development Fund. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  I hope we happy few in Seattle can make progress worth your effort.  I hope this, while understanding that hope is not a plan.

    I fretted over how best to how best to shape my thoughts about the day, and then I realized I already had a loose outline in the form of the bite-sized tweets I was firing off live from the room.

    Roll Call” and “Good Mix and Size

    The first two blog posts were longer than what I could manage later, and were dedicated to making note of the very impressive cross-section of artists and administrators who came to share in the discussion.  I am proud of my city for the turnout.  My only caveat: I did not see a large number of actors– certainly nowhere near the proportion they hold in the larger theatre community.  If playwrights really want to get traction in making locally grown new plays a priority then we are going to have to do a better job of convincing local actors why this is important.  I have myself been petulant on this point  in the past and pledge to do better.

    Within “Good Size and Mix” I posted the first of many quotes that I enjoyed: “We are finished with talking with playwrights in one room and artistic directors in another.  This tour is the first salvo of setting playwrights and artistic directors in a room talking to each other.” Soon after I began tweeting quotes with little or no context.  I will try to make up for that here.

    Commissions are what a theatre gives a playwright they like when they don’t want to produce your play.

    Boy howdy, ain’t that the truth!  Understand if you can that in the upside-down, through-the-looking-glass world that is regional theatre everything you learned about money and investment flies out the window.  The larger the commission the less likely the theatre is to actually produce what they have paid you to wright.  Why?  Because it is easier to score a grant funding a commission than it is to get one large enough to underwrite an entire production of a new play.  In the regional theatre world, commissions are an easy win.  The playwright gets paid.  The theatre looks generous.  So long as everyone calls it good, it’s good, right?  (Note: actual play seen by actual audience not included.)

    “‘Everyone wants the same ten playwrights.’– Anonymous Artistic Director

    I ripped this from one of London’s slides.  It is a key point from the book.  There was no argument on Monday from anyone representing the Big Houses, nor have their season selections provided any compelling contradictory evidence.  Plus, when it comes to locally grown, that list of ten can be reduced to one: Steven Dietz, who, while beloved of all, has actually lived in Austin for the past half decade. 

    “Right now Q&A has bogged in a rather tedious, though I suppose necessary analysis of the survey methodologies.”

    Typical Seattle talkback static. “I need to show you how smart I am by questioning your research process while agreeing with its conclusions.  Really, I just want everyone to know I’m smart.  Does everyone know that now?  Great.  I’ll sit down.  What were we talking about?”

    “Things are looking up. A touch of crazy has blossomed in the room.”

    I would live to rue these words, after someone stood up and complained at length about how no one in New York wanted to produce her one-woman show about the day JFK was shot.   Crack-pottery suits the status quo defenders because it helps them lump the legitimate playwrights in with lunatic amateurs.  They can then turn to their boards, shake their heads sadly, and say, “You see what I have to deal with?  You don’t pay me enough to screen out these maniacs.”

    “Okay, now it’s become a pattern– unique to Seattle?– that crazy flowers are dominating Q&A because the smart folks are too smart to pipe up.”

    See above.  But note that the smart people are complicit as well.  And I admit, I too was biting my tongue and sitting on my hands.  But in my defense, I get to mouth off a lot, and was genuinely interested in what other folks had to say.  Come on good folks, speak up!

    “Good question leading to discussion of potential of collaboration across theaters of differing sizes. In other words, a pipeline. Duh.”

    This is what we we need to be talking about, friends: a pipeline: some way of delivering plays across the tiers of theatres in this town.  Todd London talked about how incredibly hard this is to do, and I do not doubt it.  So was going to the moon.  So was writing Hamlet.  So is raising a family.  Can we try something hard?  Can we as Seattleites lead a cultural change instead of hoping Austin figures it out?  (Which by the way, according to London, Austin may already be doing.)

    “Good question from a good friend involved in development asking to identify a “sweet spot” for breaking down silos so that all the people in this room can better collaborate towards developing new work (ideally locally grown).”

    Some sort of pipeline is the sweet spot, I am convinced.  There are other options worthy of research and development: playwright residencies, season slots dedicated to new work, etc.,  but I figure those will be a lot harder for the Big Houses to swallow than a pipeline, which they will wager they can quickly abandon when the pressure’s off (i.e. ACT’s abandonment of its highly successful FirstACT program.)  So I say, let’s convince them to build the pipeline and then let’s defend it vigorously.  Keep the pressure on, forever, forcing them to pull the plug only at their p.r. peril.

    “A little bit of fireworks there. ‘Not enough good plays for the Big Houses.’ ‘Aesthetic absolutes.’ ‘You either get what you want or you don’t.”

    Finally voices from the Big Houses start piping up.  At times to call me out by name to both praise and dismiss me in the same breath.  I am used to this tactic.  It has never cut much ice with me.  Praise is a director’s easy currency.  Many actors crave it.  It soothes them.  There is nothing wrong with this.  At the moment, however, I happen to have my playwright hat on, and I have been to Hollywood.  I know exactly how much such praise is worth.  Instead, I prefer to focus on fighting words, such as “We are looking for excellence and not finding it.”  Bullshit.  You are not looking.  And when pressed, you praise the shit out of anything handed to you in the hopes that the playwright will just go away like a happy little puppy that just got its head patted.  Save the praise.  Let’s do a production.

    “I actually don’t think the system is broken. Just limited resources.”

    Wishful thinking from a Big House voice.  Why is the Center House Theatre packed with people for this discussion if the system ain’t broken?  Are we all crackpots?  Did this all somehow get fixed since Richard Nelson wrote his essay in 1983?  In fairness, you have to expect that this argument will be trotted out, and even perhaps welcome it.  There are people who believe all is essentially well.  Best to know who they are so you can properly provide them  the evidence otherwise.

    “What are you willing to sacrifice?”

    I find this question fascinating.  Primarily aimed at playwrights, the essence is: are you willing to give up a living wage to practice your art?  Are you willing to give up your career to make these changes you are asking for? 

    Answers:  Done and done. 

    I started wrighting plays over twenty years ago understanding I would likely never gain a livelihood from it.  How many actors my age can say the same?  I also hope it is clear by now what I have personally anted up by speaking out here.  Any hopes I had for a nice Dietzian career in this town are herewith spent as payment to sit down  at the bargaining table.  I will not, however, sit without asking absolutely everyone else at that table what they are willing to stake to make this conversation happen.  Are you willing to give up your livelihoods in the theatre to fix this?  Are you willing to sacrifice everything you were hoping for individually, all your preconceptions, to make theatre better in Seattle and across the nation?  Or are you going to defend the status quo because it has gotten you this far?

    Louis Broome wants your figurative head on a platter if you currently make your living at one of Seattle’s not-for-profit theaters.  I just want your actual heart, in your chest, pumping warm blood to your brain so you can have a conversation about producing local plays that matter to the audiences you have never yet managed to reach.  I do not intend to let anyone off the hook because they are having a bad year, or a good year (yes, again, congratulations ACT) or because they absolutely know what quality is and they cannot find it here, the home to some of the finest playwrights living.  Given that I have nothing left to lose, and that I have very little power to comfort the afflicted, I will settle for afflicting the comfortable.

    But let’s not get too excited here.  Heck, it isn’t as if this cause is urgent.  We have at least another 27 years till someone, maybe only 15 years old now, digs up these essays and says, “Damn.  Nothing’s changed.  But we can’t go on like this.”

    That’s what you think, kid.

  • Who should go to the OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE Discussion? Actors

    I thought I might be able lay low and abandon my series of short screeds about who should come to the March 1 Outrageous Fortune discussion (details below), but my colleague, the actor and incomparably astute analyst of the Seattle theatre scene, Rebecca Olson was not having it.  This from a recent Face Book round robin:

    Rebecca Olson
    I’m still waiting to hear why actors should go to the Outrageous Fortune discussion. Especially since it starts at 9 am, and you know how us actors are about getting up early.
    Fri at 11:56am ·

    Paul Mullin
    Rebecca, I’m feeling very lazy about banging the drum for OF lately. I’ve got a little of SP’s skepticism, so I’ve kind of petered out. But if you give me one good reason why actors should go, I’ll write the essay.
    Fri at 12:29pm

    Rebecca Olson
    I thought you were supposed to tell me why to go? (Yawn. Stretch.) Maybe I’ll go take a nap, then drink some whiskey and bitch to someone about how local actors are not appreciated by the Big Houses. That’s probably more helpful.
    Fri at 12:44pm

    Paul Mullin
    Wow! And I thought Chris Comte was unaccountably nasty. You’ve raised the bar, Olson. What was that you were saying about warm fuzzies, SP?
    Fri at 12:53pm

    S.P. Miskowski
    @Rebecca, if it helps to inspire you, I can tell you what the city’s most glamorous AD says to friends about the acting pool in Seattle.
    Fri at 1:07pm

    Scot Augustson
    SP: Seattle has a glamorous AD?
    Fri at 1:29pm

    Rebecca Olson
    …. Okay – here’s why actors should go: because we’re all in the same Seattle boat, together – and if we stick together and support each other (as the wise Mr. Dietz gently reminded us) it will only help – that includes reaching across the disciplines. And if that’s too warm and fuzzy just appeal to our vanity: what actor doesn’t want a playwright to write a role just for them? This is another incentive to make friends with local playwrights and get their plays produced.
    Fri at 1:35pm

    Paul Mullin
    Perfect. I’ll write the essay.
    Fri at 1:38pm
     

    Of all the artists that play at this game of theatre, playwrights and actors are the most closely related.  If you go back far enough on the timeline of artistic evolution you can see that we were once the same species, called “storyteller.”  Then at some point, between 3,000 -10,000 years ago, when civilizations as we understand them came to fruition, a split occurred, allowing for what biologists call “speciation”.  Actors continued to tell stories, in a live and interactive, i.e. theatrical way, but someone else actually provided the script.  This speciation was never completely delineated, however.  There are still plenty of fertile hybrids. Shakespeare, Moliere, Shepard, and myself (see how I worked that?) all started as actors and then mutated.  Many, like me and all those I just put myself in the company of, continued acting long after they took up the pen.

    A false opposition has taken root here in Seattle, one that often pits actors against playwrights and vice versa.  Playwrights will sometimes mock actors for their short-sightedness: their willingness to sacrifice all artistic vision for their hopes of the next gig and the eternally elusive “living wage.”  Actors will sometimes join the entrenched artistic administrators in their dismissal of local playwrights as essentially backwoods whiners with nothing genuine on the line.  But the fact is, we are close cousins.  We share nearly all of our creative DNA.  And we are artistic equals.

    We do not, however, need each other equally.  You read that correctly.  Actors do not need playwrights as much as playwrights need them.  What Greg Carter once argued at the 2008 Stranger Shit Storm is true.  There are enough excellent plays already extant in the canon that even if another good one were never written, there would still be plenty of strong material for actors and directors and designers to work with simply by pulling classics off the shelf, be they Hamlet, The Adding Machine, or Glenngary Glen Ross.

    You really don’t need us, my player cousins.  And if you have never had the experience of originating an utterly new character for the stage, then I am not likely, nor inclined, to sell you on its merits.

    So come if you feel like it.  Or not.  We need you.  Desperately.  But we are also your family, and it is a shabby family indeed that makes a cousin beg.

    Theatre Puget Sound hosts
    Outrageous Fortune
    March 1, 2010
    9AM – 1PM

    Detail: 9am – 10:30 Presentation by author Todd London

    Break – snacks
    10:40 – 12:00pm Q & A in large group
    Break – lunch type snacks
    12:10 – 1pm small group breakouts and report back

    Center House Theatre

    rsvp: TDFRSVP@tpsonline.org

    Theatre Development Fund, the national service organization, is convening a meeting of playwrights, artistic directors, funders, theatre managers an
    d others in conjunction with Theatre Puget Sound at the Center House Theater in Seattle on March 1, 2010 from 9:00am-1:00pm to stimulate conversation and action to support new American play production. Tory Bailey, executive director of Theatre Development Fund, Todd London, artistic director of New Dramatists, and co-author Ben Pesner will lead the gathering, which will begin with a presentation of the results of an intensive study of new play production in America and then open out to an inclusive conversation.

    TDF has just released the book OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE NEW AMERICAN PLAY written by Todd London and Ben Pesner, with research consultant Zannie Giraud Voss. The book, drawing on six years of research, examines the lives and livelihoods of American playwrights today and the realities of new play production from the perspective of both playwrights and not-for-profit theatres. The study represents the most comprehensive field study in the history of the not-for-profit theatre to analyze new play production practices and the economics and culture of playwriting in America. Set against a backdrop of dwindling audiences for dramatic work, OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE NEW AMERICAN PLAY makes clear the urgent need for new conversations and practices if the American play is to flourish.

    The March 1 meeting will share the study findings and facilitate the beginning of a conversation in which participants can identify possible ways to improve conditions for the production of new American plays, community by community. We hope that a wide group of individuals from the theatre community in the Seattle area will join this conversation.

  • Who should go to the OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE Discussion? Playwrights

    Just the other day I was messaging back and forth with another Seattle playwright about an email I got back from a high level administrator at one of Seattle’s Big Houses.  I could not be sure, but it certainly seemed like the administrator’s reply to my question had been artfully edged with venom.  I told my playwright friend I hoped it was, since that might offer some small sign that this particular individual was not quite as oblivious as we local writers imagined.  My colleague replied.  “Sometimes I just hate the game.”

    I understand this sentiment.  Given that, as currently played, the game is heavily handicapped against locally grown works, it is easy to hate.  But hate leaves the enlightened human very little choice.  There is no healthy way to embrace hate, you can only let it go. Thus “letting the game go” becomes the noble path.

    The entrenched powers expect local playwrights to hate the game. They count on it.  They prefer us marginalized, embittered and powerless.  Once there, they hope we make the “noble” choice and let the hateful game go, liberating ourselves to live happy lives as enlightened, and most importantly, quiet ex-artists.  As for audiences, other theatre artists, funders and boards of directors, the putative artistic leadership  in Seattle would have them believe the game simply does not exist.  “Things are as they are, as they have been, as they ever will be, because there is no other way.”  The last thing the entrenched administrators want is for local playwrights to play the game, to play it well, and by playing, change it.  Let me repeat that point, for emphasis and clarity: the Big Houses do not want to this game to change.  They like their jobs.  They want their jobs to exist exactly as they exist right now until they choose to retire or move on.  Their standing strategy is attrition.  Play long enough and the opposition will abandon the board.

    I am not ready to leave.  I honestly do not think my friend is either.  But playwrights are a funny bunch.  We straddle two realms, the lone wolf world of solitary authorship and the messy melee of creative theatrical collaboration.  We are naturally suspicious of “group think” and “movements.”   We instinctively scorn politics and dream of an ideal world where local theaters consider our plays on the merits.  Would it were so, but “so” it is not.  The time has come to admit that even lone wolves hunt better as a band.

    Fellow playwrights, this is happening.  This game is getting played.  Over the past few months, partly because of this book, Outrageous Fortune, people are talking about playwrights, new plays and “locally grown” in ways that they never have before.  The discussion will continue live and unscripted on March 1 at the Center Houses Theatre.  Big gambits are opening on the board, and while we playwrights may be many moves behind, we still have our queen, creativity.

    Theatre Puget Sound hosts
    Outrageous Fortune
    March 1, 2010
    9AM – 1PM

    Detail: 9am – 10:30 Presentation by author Todd London

    Break – snacks
    10:40 – 12:00pm Q & A in large group
    Break – lunch type snacks
    12:10 – 1pm small group breakouts and report back

    Center House Theatre

    rsvp: TDFRSVP@tpsonline.org

    Theatre Development Fund, the national service organization, is convening a meeting of playwrights, artistic directors, funders, theatre managers and others in conjunction with Theatre Puget Sound at the Center House Theater in Seattle on March 1, 2010 from 9:00am-1:00pm to stimulate conversation and action to support new American play production. Tory Bailey, executive director of Theatre Development Fund, Todd London, artistic director of New Dramatists, and co-author Ben Pesner will lead the gathering, which will begin with a presentation of the results of an intensive study of new play production in America and then open out to an inclusive conversation.

    TDF has just released the book OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE NEW AMERICAN PLAY written by Todd London and Ben Pesner, with research consultant Zannie Giraud Voss. The book, drawing on six years of research, examines the lives and livelihoods of American playwrights today and the realities of new play production from the perspective of both playwrights and not-for-profit theatres. The study represents the most comprehensive field study in the history of the not-for-profit theatre to analyze new play production practices and the economics and culture of playwriting in America. Set against a backdrop of dwindling audiences for dramatic work, OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE NEW AMERICAN PLAY makes clear the urgent need for new conversations and practices if the American play is to flourish.

    The March 1 meeting will share the study findings and facilitate the beginning of a conversation in which participants can identify possible ways to improve conditions for the production of new American plays, community by community. We hope that a wide group of individuals from the theatre community in the Seattle area will join this conversation.