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Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

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  • A Delicious Sampler of Sandbox Radio Live

    Sandbox Radio Live from Sandbox Radio on Vimeo.

  • The Blessings of Getting Better: Sandbox Radio Live!

    The Blessings of Getting Better: Sandbox Radio Live!

    Like any good theatre town, Seattle tends to lavish plenty of hype on the inaugural production of a new company when that company is made up of talented veterans who have proven themselves on other stages around town. Pressure mounts on the new ensemble to make their kick-off show one of the best audiences have ever seen, thus assuring crucial momentum for the future. Of course, the inherent danger lies in forgetting that no matter how earth-shatteringly brilliant your first play is, the primary law of show business remains as immutable as gravity: you are only as good as your last gig.  A company that can never live up to the promise of its premiere production is a company destined to be loved like a first crush: fondly, but weakly, and with an ardor that fades even as the intervening years serve to burnish or blur the memory of love-at-first-sight’s luster.

    Happily, through luck, hard work and great leadership, the Sandbox Artists Collective has managed to escape that fate with its quarterly audio offering, Sandbox Radio Live. Don’t get me wrong. We had a great initial outing, back in July of last year with our first show.  And lots of delicious hype to go with it. But I don’t know anyone who would argue we couldn’t do better.  And better we did, with the second iteration, a horror-themed show turned out just in time for Halloween.

    With this third episode, however, every member of the team— writers, actors, musicians and production crew — stretched out into strong new strides: going beyond what we had done before with a confidence that surely grew out of our prior successes and failures.  Everyone seems to agree that Episode Three, “To Hell With Love” was our best show yet.  And best of all, now that the podcast is ready, you can listen and decide for yourself by clicking here.

    For me, the evening did not contain a single clunker.  I loved every segment, from Anita Montgomery’s hilarious plumbing of the particular hell that is on-line dating in “F- You, Cupid!” to Elizabeth Heffron and Leslie Law’s stirring tribute to the great radio drama talent, Norman Corwin, in the show’s finale, “Corwin on Corwin.”  And I will never forget when Elizabeth Heffron’s delightful sex romp in space “T-Minus” gloriously Lesliel Law and Heather Curtis Mullin singing their gorgeous duetdissolved into an Offenbach duet sung by Law and the shimmering soprano Heather Curtis Mullin.  As Heather herself will tell, you it’s no great accomplishment that this brought me to tears.  I’ll cry at a cell phone commercial.  But that doesn’t diminish the welling of awe I felt witnessing that unrecoverable moment of live theatre.

    Wait!  What did I just say?  “Unrecoverable?”  Bullcrap!  Due to the greater glory of Sandbox Radio you can go and recover it right now, here!   (Act I, 52:50).

    And here’s a list of all the evening’s pieces:

    Episode 3, “To Hell With Love”
    recorded at West of Lenin on January 23, 2012

    Act 1

    @1:55 “F-You, Cupid!” by Anita Montgomery
    @13:28 PSA-Coal Free Washington by Vincent Delaney
    @16:45 “Lost Love Blues” by Charles Leggett
    @22:53 “Markheim: Episode 3” by Paul Mullin
    @37:30 “T-Minus” by Elizabeth Heffron

    Act 2

    @0:00 “Angry” by Charles Leggett
    @2:48 “Charlotte Doesn’t Clean Here Anymore” by Scot Augustson
    @17:55 PSA-Communities in Schools of Seattle by Vincent Delaney
    @21:08 “Corwin by Corwin” by Elizabeth Heffron
    @40:03 Finale/Credits

    Charles Leggett IS MarkheimTrue to the night’s pattern, my own piece, the third installment of the noir angel series, Markheim, was the best one yet.  If I can modestly say so, I am really starting to find the action of the story.  And the actors, foley artists and musicians have modulated the series’ unique and tricky tone to pitch perfection.  As always, I’m providing the script for Episode Three below the fold.

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  • To Hell With Love

    To Hell With Love

    Markheim’s just a half-fallen angel trying to keep his head down and walk neutral in The Show, but how long can that last with some other angel burning street kids on deserted Seattle stairways?

    Sam ain’t gonna like it.  And when Sam’s unhappy, nobody’s happy.

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    Come join Episode Three of SANDBOX RADIO LIVE!  “To Hell With Love” as the Sandbox Artists Collective records it LIVE! before a hopped up audience of devout Sandbox Radioheads on Monday, January 23rd at 7:30 at Fremont’s newest theatre, West of Lenin!

    Entirely new, fresh and certified locally grown, Sandbox Radio is written, produced and performed by some of Seattle’s hottest stage talent. This latest episode, “To Hell with Love” will include brand spanking new pieces by Scot Augustson, Vincent Delaney, Elizabeth Heffron and Anita Montgomery, plus Episode 3 of my noir-angel serial Markheim, poetry from Charles Leggett, and the sensationally seductive song stylings of our very special musical guest, Heather Curtis Mullin.  As an added bonus, the evening will also include a special  tribute to the “Poet Laureate of Radio” the late Norman Corwin.

    Members of the Sandbox Artist Collective currently scheduled to appear include: Eric Ray Anderson, Rik Deskin, Ki Gottberg, Sarah Harlett, Tracy Hyland, Darragh Kennan, Mik Kuhlman, Charles Leggett, Larry Paulsen, Dan Tierney, Annette Toutonghi, Kathryn Van Meter.  Original music will be provided by Jose Gonzales and the Sandbox Radio Orchestra: Charles Leggett, Dave Pascal, Dan Tierney and Rob Witmer.   You won’t want to miss this, and you won’t want to wait until the podcast gets posted.  Come see it LIVE! on Monday, January 23.

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    The details!

    Who:                The Sandbox Artists Collective

    What:              Sandbox Radio Live! “To Hell with Love!”

    Where:            West of Lenin (Located at 203 N. 36th Street, a few blocks west of the Statue of Lenin in the center of the universe, Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood.)

    When:              Monday, January 23rd  (house opens at 7:30 pm with a live music set, show starts at 8:00 pm)

    How much:    $10 suggested donation at the door, Reservations recommended!
    Available through brownpapertickets: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/218562

    Sandbox Radio is conceived, produced and directed by Leslie Law.

    Subscribe to the podcast of Sandbox Radio and listen to past episodes at the iTunes store by clicking here
     

    PS:  Yes you read that correctly: our very special musical guest is the one– the only!– the fabulously gorgeous AND talented, Heather Curtis Mullin.Heather rockin' out

  • Maybe not in Seattle, but “Over There” They Care

    Maybe not in Seattle, but “Over There” They Care

    Ah, the ironies of being playwrights in Seattle: the local Big Houses and mainstream press largely ignore us, and yet the national theatre blogosphere monitors our commentary on unfolding events, especially the Intiman implosion, with the rapt glee of NASCAR fans watching a slow-motion 13 car pile up.

    And now, we’ve gone international, as the United Kingdom’s Guardian runs a blog post on our response to the Intiman Board’s somewhat bemusing announcement that they intend to ask the advice of artists on how to proceed.

  • Intiman Asks Artists for Ideas: Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

    Even if I do say so myself, I have been very good about shutting up and keeping shut since promising to do so a few weeks ago.  However, when I ran across Misha Berson’s Seattle Times article “Intiman Interviewing Artists about Company Revival” I simply could not stifle my eagerness to hear what my colleagues in the Seattle theatre scene had to say.  So I posted a link on Face Book and sat back waiting for friends’ responses.  I didn’t have to wait long:

    Stephen McCandless Spend less than you take in. Lather. Repeat.

    Rik Deskin I want this to work out for them, but I’m a little miffed that they have disregarded my offer to honor Intiman subscriptions at Eclectic Theater Company. The offer was made before they posted the companies currently listed. Oversight? Probably.

    Keri Healey It makes me furious that the timeline for this research into the future artistic direction of the theater is framed by the board (at least in this article) as important “if we want to start approaching funders.” Right back to the old dependent-on-funders model that got them where they are. Why not rethink that construct, too, as they look at alternatives for operating models? What I wonder about is how the implosions at Intiman and Giant Magnet might change the way local funders look at all arts organizations in the coming years. I suspect the level of trust funders have with arts organizations dropped quite a bit recently.Jim Jewell Keri, you are without doubt right on. We need to develop a different stance, more proactive and self-sufficient and more engaged with the audience, if we are going to win back that trust.

    Kasia Patora To be honest, my initial response was the same as to when Hulu asks me to “choose my ad experience”: free market research.

    Rik Deskin I really believe that Intiman needs to throw out the old book of running a theater and start from scratch, taking insight from ACT, … Jim Jewell and like Stephen McCandless says: don’t spend more than you make. Also, like ACT’s current model, embrace the wealth of local smaller companies, local theatre artists, and most importanly, embrace your goal of making Seattle a World Class Theatre City, cultivating, investing and developing Seattle’s voice. Not New York. Not Chicago. Not Moscow. Seattle!

    At this point, Culturebot editor Jeremy M. Barker asks if I’d seen what Isaac Butler had written on his blog Parabasis.  The post was so brief I don’t mind quoting it in its entirety here:  “Intiman is inviting local theatre artists to submit blueprints for reviving the company. My guess is Paul Mullin wasn’t invited.

    Isaac’s right.  Intiman hasn’t invited me, nor are they likely to.  One can hardly blame an institution for not extending a solicitation of ideas for its survival from someone who publically called for its swift and merciful death; but a larger question remains:  just who are the artists who Intiman plans on polling?  And why wouldn’t a discussion of this nature take place publically?  (Intiman board chair Bruce Bradburn told Misha that “…throughout July there will be individual discussions with artists about their visions for the company’s future.”)

    Comments kept rolling in:

    Scot Augustson I find myself more interest in elves than in Intiman’s Future. (And easier to believe in.)

    Michael Baker The only way this works is if the artists kidnap the Board à la 9 to 5 and hold them for ransom, while livestreaming it on the web. Also, there should be Dolly covers by Rudinoff.

    Mike Rainey I had the impression that the board was more or less the underlying cause for the problems in the first place. It’s like a fart asking how we can make this place smell better.

    Jeremy M. Barker HA!

    Stephen McCandless I maintain that the Intiman doesn’t need “new ideas”. The management was totally incompetent. To shut down in the fashion they did sternly suggests that their operating principle was “How can we be broke, we still have checks.”

    Jim Jewell BTW, plans are quickly coming together for convening a community discussion (not so much about Intiman) about what we are doing well, poorly and what we need to do next. A strictly no-bullshit affair that is going to launch new projects, not float suggestions. Keep an eye and ear out.

    Stephen McCandless (continuing) They went over budget, spent their reserves, spent their endowment – all over the course of several years. And when their MD leaves suddenly and suspiciously, only then do they cop to a problem – and even then have no idea how large it is until an outside consultant set them straight.  There [was] no one at the wheel. Nobody paying attention. No administration. You can’t just let go of the steering wheel and they claim you need “new ideas” about vehicle suspensions. YOU DON’T. YOU NEED A DRIVER.  Who authorized the spend-down of a one-million-dollar endowment and didn’t simultaneously raise concerns about the theatre’s finances? Who? It took years for this to go wrong. Years. And they act like it’s an emergency that reflects on the state of American Theatre. Talk about a sense of entitlement. I might as well try doing a cartwheel and then talk about how the resulting trauma reflects on the state of American Gymnastics and our chances for gold at the next Olympics.

    Michael Baker I’ve been an Intiman booster for years, but I can’t fathom this. It actually strikes me as insane–if this “Intiman” (who is that, exactly) were a person, you’d assume heroin addiction. Talking to artists? What about the Intiman subscribers and donors who rallied to support them, only to be told that a) Intiman needs to shut down anyway, and b) they’d spent subscription for next season on debts? How about explaining, in minute detail, exactly how this happened, first. I can only guess that hasn’t happened because of how clubby the board is. The subscribers should form a class action and take the Intiman back themselves.

    Paul Budraitis The article doesn’t say that they’re only going to consult with artists and no one else. i understand that financial mismanagement was the root of the problem and that it must be a primary component of their restructuring, but why shouldn’t they talk with local artists – ones who the article states have worked previously with the theatre – while in the process of getting back up off the mat? if they hadn’t done this, someone would be complaining about the fact that they haven’t even bothered to talk to local artists about the future. i say good for them for remembering art while all everyone else wants to do is talk about money.

    These are smart people, many of them deeply familiar with the challenges of making theatre both from an artistic and an administrative side.  Most of them take great pains to disagree with me as often and as vociferously as possible.  I don’t know who the Intiman plans on reaching out to for advice, but if their list doesn’t include at least one of the names chiming in above, then I gotta wonder whether the sounding board they say they seek isn’t really just another echo chamber.  I will also be interested to see if Misha Berson and The Seattle Times do any critical follow up on Intiman’s stated plans to include artists’ advice.  Given their track record, very little of what the Intiman’s board says should be taken at face value. 

    P.S.  Everyone quoted above has indicated to me that they are okay with being quoted.  If by some chance I am mistaken about that, please just let me know and I will remove your quote.  Conversely, if you want to add to discussion, please feel free to comment below.

  • Notes from a Pure Success

    This past Monday night the Sandbox Artists Collective held its Spring Salon, An Ensemble Playground, with member actors reading short plays that member playwrights had written specifically for them, with an added twist that each playwright had to use seven of ten words assigned by another participating playwright.  I know that the trope “honor and pleasure” gets thrown around a lot, but in this case, my experience of being the member sponsor for this salon was unequivocally both, and you can add “thrill” and a “joy” to the mix, since the whole process reminded me a bit of childhood Christmases, when making presents ran a close second to the fun of opening them.

    I jotted some notes which I share with you here, mostly roughhewn:

    Preshow

    • People are wandering in, enjoying the food, wine and cookies.  Some Sandboxers, but other folks too, including– god help us all!– young people interested in fresh and locally grown plays.
    • 7:10, everyone is still eating, drinking, chatting, playing pinball machines and getting to know one another, which was the primary intent of this salon so I’m reluctant to get things started.

    Play One

    • Anita Montgomery’s  “The Ties that Bind”
    • Early it dawns that Leslie Law and Peter Dylan O’Connor are playing sister and brother, and it’s perfect.  Not only do they convincingly look the parts but their interaction is laced with that particular pain that only a brother and sister grown apart suffer.
    • Is this great acting, great writing, great casting?  Well, the writing essentially is the casting, so . . .
    • Fold in Dave Natale as the palpably estranged  step-brother, again pitch perfect, and the brilliance builds, blissfully untraceable to any single artist in the process, the way great theatre should be?

    Play Two

    • Ki Gottberg’s “Felt”
    • Leaps straightaway from the precipice of “qualia” one of Ki’s ten assigned words (by me: full disclosure).
    • Richard Ziman, gamely filling in for Shawn Belyea, plays a lovable pompous philandering pendant, bookended by his wife (Tracy Hyland) and his young lover (Renata Friedman).
    • Again the voices are pitch perfect.  Even the silences with which both Tracey and Renata charge the beginning of the piece seem written particularly for them. 
    • Ki writes four roles actually, gamely making full thematic use of the yet-to-be born Hyland baby Tracy so gracefully carries.
    • The arc of the piece, launching in absurdist comic verbosity gently lofts into a bitter-sweeter, clearer atmosphere and touches down so gently in shared humanity.  Maybe we can share our experiences, our “qualia”.
    • So exciting to see another playwright attack a subject I have longed to approach and do it so differently and successfully. 

    Play Three

    • “The Eulogy” by Elizabeth Heffron
    • Immediately we know that Mik Kuhlman, Lori Larsen and Seanjohn Walsh are siblings.  Siblings again! and also death, as they’re at a funeral: Anita’s characters were at a viewing.
    • Elizabeth clearly knows each of her actors so well that she can trust them with just enough dialogue to nail the moment without overdrawing it.   
    • The local references to a Ballard and a sex besotted Scandinavian parking lot king has the audience eating out of the palm of Elizabeth hands.  They can taste freshness, like eating a salmon they just watched being pulled out of the locks.

    Play Four

    • “Satsuma” by me, featuring Rik Deskin and Gin Hammond. 
    • Again the performers find their characters’ voices like virtuoso’s picking up their favorite fiddle
    • And  again, it’s siblings.  What’s with the synchronicity?  Is it that many of us in the Sandbox have known each other for so long that we see each other as brothers and sisters?  Or is it, like Lori Larsen suggests in the talkback, just some Jungian archetype that happens to  be floating for the moment in the collective ether.  Either way, it seems like a phenomenon uniquely connected to the immediacy of the work.

    Afterwards, we all agree we have to do something like this again.  The theatrical potentialities unleashed in the fusion of local playwrights with local actors with local audiences are just too powerful to ignore or leave untapped.   I know the Big Houses are busy staying alive, but they need to ask themselves why they are not more actively engaged in this uniquely fertile process.  There’s surviving and then there’s thriving, and Monday night felt like the latter to me. 

    And not just me.  Every person in that room felt it. That’s the singular beauty of theatre.  At its best, there’s nothing singular about it.

  • The Sandbox Artists Collective’s First Ever Ensemble Playground Salon!

    THE PROBLEM

    Of all the excellent points and counterpoints made in recent discussions about how new work is suffering in the American theatre, perhaps the one that hits hardest home for me is that playwrights have generally drifted away from writing for a specific ensemble.  I know I have been guilty of this sin; knowing even as I committed it that the scripts which I have written for specific actors have been some of my most artistically satisfying as well as popular among audiences.  Local work means local actors, and playwrights need to form better connections with the talent that surrounds them in the city they call home.

    ONE SOLUTION

    The Sandbox Artists Collective has dedicated its Spring Salon to an experiment wherein member playwrights write material with specific member actors in mind.

    WHAT?  HOW?

    On April 10 at the Elysian brew pub, five Sandbox playwrights (or their proxies) drew names from an envelope containing 15 Sandbox actors.  Over the course of a month, the playwrights personally and individually met with each of actors we drew.  We then wrote 10 – 25 pages of brand new material specifically for our selected actors. These pages will be read publicly at the Sandbox’s Spring Salon.

    THE TWIST

    Each of the playwrights gave another writer a list of ten words, seven of which they were obliged to include in their script.  (For instance, Anita Montgomery gave me “magic”, “earthquake”, “bat-shit”, “circumcision”, “pilates”, “semi-sweet”, “funk”, “solipsistic”, “satsuma”, and “largesse”.  Hell, those constitute a play in themselves!)

    WHO

    The Sandbox playwrights involved are Ki Gottberg, Elizabeth Heffron, Anita Montgomery, Paul Mullin and John Paulsen.  The Sandbox actors involved are Shawn Belyea, Rik Deskin, Renata Friedman, Gin Hammond, Tracy Hyland, Mik Kuhlman, Leslie Law, Lori Larsen, Todd Jefferson Moore, Paul Mullin Dave Natale, Peter Dylan O’Conner and Seanjohn Walsh.

    WHERE

    The Sandbox Salon 2010 Spring Salon will take place at the THE STUDIO @ 15 MCGRAW, 15 McGraw Street, Seattle WA 98109, on the top of Queen Anne Hill.

    WHEN

    Monday, May 10 at 7PM. 

    HOW MUCH

    Admission is free, though we may beg you for a $5 suggested donation to help bring you innovative Sandbox Projects like this in the future.

  • The Solo Show: A Risk Averse Artistic Administrator’s Best Friend

    The Solo Show: A Risk Averse Artistic Administrator’s Best Friend

    The fourth in a series of essays entitled: 
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    Some fifteen years ago Dawson Nichols and I were having lunch at a long gone Japanese noodle house on Broadway when he asked me an awkward question that I will now try to do a better job of answering.  Back then we were not the close friends and collaborators we are now—more like respectful but wary competitors for the title of AHA! Theatre’s Golden Boy.  Dawson had a much better line of attack on the prize, because while we both wrote strong multi-actor plays, Dawson also amazed us all with his impressively diverse catalogue of one-man shows, including Stop/Start, Virtual Solitaire, I Might be Edgar Allen Poe and Three Descents of Darwin.  I have always been captivated by Dawson’s one-person work. 

    I have also always had my theoretical reservations about the genre, as Dawson must have suspected that day over yakisoba when he challenged me squarely, “You don’t think my solo work is theatre, do you?”  I must have made a weak apologetic smile. I must have hemmed and hawed. I think I finally answered, “Strictly speaking, no, but—“ and then went on to make some half-lame explication, but the look on Dawson’s face showed it all: hurt and disbelief at my dismissive arrogance, even as I tried to explain how much I respected him as a generative and performing artist.

    So perhaps now, with my friendship with Dawson a little more secure (I hope), it is time to make that earlier explication sharper, and then explore that explication’s implications within our regional theatre administrator’s collective half-conscious effort to re-forge by fudging a new definition of the art form and thus raise the number of one-person shows they can get away with and still claim that they are practicing theatre.

    Before writing this I decided to do a little research by reaching out to my compadres over at 14/48 via Facebook:

    Paul Mullin

    April 9 at 3:32pm

    Hello lovers!

    Any and/or all of you can answer. And yes, I’m going to quote you in my blog. I’m working on an essay about one-person shows. And my question is this: “Why don’t you ever have the option of drawing just one actor in the actor draw? Are there any other reasons beyond the fact that that poor schlump would have to memorize too much?”

    Let me know.

    Love,

    Paulie

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    Shawn Belyea

    April 10, 2010 at 3:56pm

    Re: Question for the 14/48 Crew

    Cuz one-person shows are dumb. Mostly it’s memorization and it’s supposed to be a collaborative effort so we want actors to have some company.

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    Jodi-Paul Sanford Brown-Wooster

    April 11 at 1:06am

    I hate one person shows. And yes, I’m looking at you Lauren. There is no intrinsic dramatic tension with one person, it’s fakey.

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    Peter Dylan O’Connor

    April 11 at 3:52p

    One person shows are fucking glorified camp fire stories…

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    Matthew Richter

    April 11 at 8:33pm

    i love one-person shows. and i think they’re an interesting challenge for 14.48.

    but i’m retired.

    xom

    If you seek consensus, you would be wise not to consult the prophets of 14/48.  Once again, I am left to my own opinions and devices.  I proceed with that caution for you, my gentle reader.

    Basically, solo shows boil down into two kinds: the actor’s tour de force and the enlarged lecture.  Dawson Nichols shares the first tradition with Anna Deavere Smith, Chazz Palminteri and countless other talented writer/actors, who generate shows that then require them to become all of the characters on stage, even at times performing both sides of multi-sided dialogue.  Over the last few decades, it has become an increasingly effective way of growing an actor’s career.  Palminteri literally leveraged himself into playing the principal role, Sonny, in Robert DeNiro’s directorial debut film A Bronx Tale, which began as Palminteri’s one-man show of the same name.  As Rik Deskin, Aristic Director of The Eclectic Theatre points out, “When you’re self-producing/self-promoting, a solo show is one way to get yourself out there.”

    My friend and comrade-at-arms, Mike Daisey, presents from the lecturer tradition, most recently reinvigorated by Spalding Gray, but one which runs the gamut, in just this country alone, from Jonathan Edwards to Mark Twain and right on up to David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell.  This kind of show employs more direct address, less actorly technique.  Instead of primarily inhabiting other characters, the lecturer’s own personality ties the evening together.  In the hands of a Daisy or Sedaris it can be hugely fun, funny and compelling, but no one plying the trade 130 years ago would have thought of calling themselves a theatre artist, even if a particular night’s performance happened to take place in a theater—unlikely in that age, since theaters were rarely dark and there was a plentitude of active churches, as well as all sorts of lecture halls specifically built for this purpose.  As different as these two kinds of solo show are, and as much as it seems the Nichols / Deveare Smith variety is much closer to theatre as we know it, they both represent variations of the much older, and completely honorable tradition of story telling.

    Theatre, however, is something really quite different.  It happens in the preternaturally galvanized space between two or more people on stage and the other people in the audience.  It sprang forth from its older sibling, storytelling, in that radical moment when the teller pointed at someone in the campfire circle and said:  “You be me.  I’ll be the wolf.  We’ll show them how it happens.”  Thus a whole new art form was born.

    As a solo lecturer, Mike Daisey has a point of view.  And a damned good one too.  He makes no bones about telling you what to think.  And if you want my opinion, you should listen to him.  I have a different role as a playwright and a different box of tools.  I can show you things happening, but it is up to you what to make of them.  Theatre is dialogue.  Not as part of the narrative, like in a novel, but as all of the show.  Even if no words are spoken, dramatic action takes place in a framework of implicit dialogue: people doing things to other people. This is why our collective audience hackles go up whenever a narrator starts telling us the story instead of enacting it.  Good playwrights understand this and know how to leverage the discordance of direct address narration (see Shakespeare’s Chorus in Henry V or Wilder’s Stage Manager in Our Town).  Lesser playwrights never seem to learn: you can’t tell an audience anything.  They can only be shown.  They can only ever come to their own conclusion about what is happening.

    Dialogue breeds risk like flowers bloom scent, and risk is the fabric of theatre.  Because two or more people on stage can never know with certainty what an other is about to do, no matter how many times they have done it before, the audience attends the action with a sense of the innate exposure.  “Anything could happen, and we are in the same damned room with these agitated people.”   Risk is not a by-product of drama.  It is the main ingredient.  

    Nothing wrong with masturbation, but everyone knows you cannot tickle yourself.   Likewise, I cannot, as a performer, ever surprise myself to the degree another performer can—arguments about unexpected inspiration notwithstanding.  When there is another actor on stage with me, I have to watch, I have to listen, I have to be wary.  Other actors can push you around, and you can push back.  No one can manufacture this kind of risk in a solo performance, no matter how earnestly the performer tries to convince his corpus callosum  not to tell his left brain what his right plans on doing.   Sure, an actor can mimic dialogue, playing both sides of a conversation, but even at its very best this trick still contains an unconscious but unavoidable note of condescension, like Donald Rumsfeld asking himself ostensibly difficult questions about the Iraq War in a press conference and then answering them with ostensibly matter-of-fact brilliance.  True dialogue adds a crucial dimension which defines theatre, just as surely as the third dimension of physical depth defines sculpture. 

    Theatre also trades on what we show folk loftily refer to as “the willing suspension of disbelief.”  Wikipedia defines this notion as “the willingness of the audience to overlook the limitations of a medium, so that these do not interfere with the acceptance of those premises. According to the theory, suspension of disbelief is a quid pro quo: the audience tacitly agrees to provisionally suspend their judgment in exchange for the promise of entertainment.”  (I should fully disclose here how I hate this term, mostly for its gratuitous gracelessness.  I mean, is the double negative really necessary to nail the point?  What would be wrong with, say, “fabrication of belief?”)  In a solo show disbelief can never be truly suspended.  At best, it can be sent to detention, where it still manages to sulk and grimace and call attention to itself.

    Let me be clear.  By pointing out that one-person shows are not, strictly speaking, theatre, I am in no way trying to denigrate them or argue for their banishment.  It has been a long standing tradition for regional theatres to opt for filling one slot in their season with an easily produced, low-overhead solo show, but indications are rising that Big Houses in this town intend to lean on this option more heavily in the future.  The Seattle Rep recently announced its 2010-2011 season in which they will be offering not one, but two solo shows,  The K of D in the smaller Leo K venue and Mike Daisey’s new piece on their Bagley Wright mainstage (a relatively unheard-of placement of a solo show for them.)  If Daisey does well (and as his friend and colleague, I cannot help but hope he does) you can bet you will be seeing more mainstage solo offerings from the Rep.  It is just too cheap for them not to.  And as long as no one’s complaining that they are not actually doing theatre in their theater, well…

    Meanwhile, next door at the Intiman, they have answered with unblushing cynicism the call for more locally grown new plays by staging The Thin Place which they laud on their website as “the second world premiere by a local writer in Intiman’s history.”  Note the pride with which they admit a fact of which they should rightly be ashamed.  Using a solo show to rectify their abysmal record reveals how little they wish to risk on the attempt.   How quickly will Intiman abandon and distance itself from The Thin Place if it does not do well with critics or audiences?  How likely are they to offer up the now tired Big House refrain when a locally grown piece does not catch fire right away?  “See?  We tried ‘locally grown’.  It just doesn’t work.  Can we please go back to retreading Pinter, Mamet and off-Broadway’s last season?”  Always behind such excuses are obfuscated variables of production and promotion that contribute to a given show’s putative failure but that go unnoticed and unconsidered in public.   In this case,  the crucial factor that will not be mentioned is that The Thin Place is a one-man show, and not, strictly speaking, theatre at all.

    Regional Big Houses defend their solo performance offerings like a richly-endowed sculpture gallery might defend an exhibition of paintings.  “We love sculpture.  And of course we are a sculpture gallery, but sculpture itself is expensive and difficult to maintain.  Instead, why not enjoy some lovely paintings of sculptures?”  Paintings of sculptures can indeed be lovely, but not even an idiot would call them sculptures, any more than Mark Twain would have referred to himself as a theatre artist 130 years ago.  Solo performance billed as theatre is a pig in a poke.  The unpredictability of human beings interacting lies at the heart of what we are selling in the theatre.  We trade it out and bank our future on its diminishment at the very risk of our art form’s soul.

    Next up: “Good Friend for Jesus’ Sake Forbear and Never Build another Proscenium Stage”