Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

Tag: Seattle

  • The Poem that Started All This*

    The Poem that Started All This*

    Simple Sympathy

    Bill calls because you’re still
    angry, not at him, but everything.
    Bill wouldn’t call if you were just angry at him.

    So, instead of walking to the water’s edge to sit
    zazen on the spot on the bench someone carved PAUL
    into years before you appeared with your dumb ritual

    — bowing once before it, turning, bowing again to the sound,
    then sitting, bowing again and then just sitting
    maybe fifteen, eighteen minutes in all weather–

    you rant over the wind’s blow into the cell phone and Bill,
    like a patient boxing coach with sparring mitts gives
    you just enough flat punchback to keep you  swinging, bleeding

    off just enough of your blockheaded hate
    for feckless actors and administrators in a rag doll
    death dying theatre and mostly your own damned self

    for writing another damned play to put on a shelf
    over and over putting yourself here,
    in front of these waves strangely 


    luminous, ominous, heaving the sound
    in sympathy,  or so it seems,
    to your simple mind.

    Said spot where I sit zazen. 

     *The create date on the Word file containing this poem is Monday, October 26, 2009, exactly a year ago today.  Obviously, I was stuck in a very frustrated place.  I had just learned that the theatre in Southern California that seemed so eager to premiere my farce Gossamer Grudges had suddenly, unaccountably and irrevocably lost interest. We at NewsWrights United were also starting to realize that a certain “nice” leader within Seattle’s regional theatre echelons was not, in fact, going to come through on his glad-handing promises of resources and good will for the first edition of our Living Newspaper, It’s Not in the P-I.  I was feeling fucked, frankly, and very deeply sorry for myself. 

    Anger has always been a part of my life.  Twenty years of Zen practice has not changed that and I doubt the remainder of a lifetime will.  Anger is part of who I am.  On the other hand, anger is not always inappropriate.  Certainly when it comes to Seattle’s current theatre situation, the old hippy adage applies: “If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention.”  And, of course, anger unshared is absolutely no fun at all.

    I didn’t know it then, but within a few weeks of howling out this poem, I would begin planning the essays that I started posting here last December.  I suspect Bill Salyers is glad that I now have this place to vent.  For my part, I am grateful too to have Just Wrought, but much so much more grateful that I have my Zen practice, friends like Bill, and the wide open daunting weather of the Puget Sound in autumn, vast enough to humble any marginally sane human being.

    Full disclosure:  I reworked the poem a bit since I first posted it on Face Book a year ago.

  • Chicago Posts: Why Chicago Still Thrills

    Chicago Posts: Why Chicago Still Thrills

    I figured out why Chicago thrills me so.  I wish the answer was more nuanced or complex, but the fact is, I love tall buildings.  I always have. 

    Skyscrapers have always stirred me, since before I can remember.  I always knew I would live in New York City some day, not because I wanted to be an actor (I did) but because of the skyscrapers.  I wanted to live among them, in them.  I wanted to look out from the tops of them.  As fate would have it, I got to work as a window cleaner for a few years in New York and later a few months in Seattle.  I got to hang from these amazing human constructions by thin lines.  The job ultimately carved scars on my face, head, back and arms but if that was the price of getting to see Manhattan and Seattle in ways only a handful of people can claim, I say I got a bargain.

    Perhaps more crucial to Chicago’s thrill, over, say, Seattle or Baltimore or L.A., is how these buildings I love are all jammed together to form the canyons that turn far off sirens and car horns into the most comforting music.  Yesterday, Heather and I meditated with that song as background before heading out to drinks and dinner.  I fell asleep to it last night.

    The song of aspiration.

    The Trump Hotel as seen from the Dearborn Bridge.

  • Chicago Posts: Light Rail to Sea-Tac

    For most of the 17 years I have lived in Seattle I have been poor.  Over the latter half of the Zeroes I suppose I have to cop to having climbed to “lower middle class”.  Also, I was car-less for about ten of my 17 years here, so I know a little something about getting to the airport on the cheap.  I have taken the 194 Express bus from downtown to Sea-Tac more times than I can remember.  It’s an entertaining coach—not as adventure-filled as the 358 that shoots up Aurora—but it still has its “people moments.”  I have witnessed on the 194 the racial tension that Seattle likes to pretend doesn’t exist erupt with an open nastiness that would make a New Yorker blink.  Now that we live in the future, you can avoid that certain strata of humanity almost altogether by taking the new light rail which has begun running from the downtown bus tunnel directly to the airport.

    Heather and I did it this morning.  Overall, I give the new route a B-minus.  Certainly the price was right.  With my work Orca card I rode free.  Heather fed $2.50 into the automatic ticket machine.  The cars are clean, well-lit and, at 6:40 AM south-bound, uncrowded.  I didn’t realize that that course of the train dives directly under Beacon Hill after veering east from the Sodo District.  That was cool.  We saw some fun movement-animated LED art as we came into the Beacon Hill station, which had an appealing retro-modern design, albeit still under construction in spots. 

    The airport train loses points on speed.  It took about 35 minutes from the University Street Station under Benaroya Hall to the Sea-Tac stop, and I would swear the old 194 ran quicker than that on its straight shot down the I-5 express lane.  Also, the train currently lets off south of the main parking garage.  So add another five- minute walk in the weather for you to get to the airport itself.  Not that Heather and I minded, but I am not sure we would want to do it while trying to wrangle young kids, or lugging lots of bags; and I certainly wouldn’t ask, say, my 76-year-old mother to hoof it that far.

    I will probably take the Light Rail to the airport again, but I might also see if the 194 is still running, fast and furious.

  • Celebrate Valentine’s Day with The Don Juan Cult

    Celebrate Valentine’s Day with The Don Juan Cult

    1995.

    Seattle hadn’t changed yet. The wave was cresting, but no one was really sure if it would break, or how to surf it when it did. Cobain had already blown himself away, but that seemed more like part of the times than an end to them. Hell, Pearl Jam was still putting out good albums. The Kingdome still stood and Sweet Lou Piniella still threw the best tantrums since Earl Weaver in it. The Stranger was only mildly annoying, and everyone only read the “I Saw You’s” and “Hey Faggot” anyway. The Honey Bear in Wallingford still baked the best blueberry scones anywhere. Fremont didn’t suck. And the greatest interior space that ever existed, the 211 Pool Hall in Belltown, had not yet been utterly burned out by some idiot’s electrical fire.

    I was still single, still drinking, childless– as far as I knew– and pretty damned convinced I was happy…. But what the fuck did I know?

    1995 was when I first met Jonathan. I can’t say whether I immediately despised him… but… it was close.

    Just in time for St. Valentine’s Day, Kindle has slashed in half the price of  The Don Juan Cult Concerto.  So now you can have my love letter to Rainsville’s fervent 90’s for the incredible price of just $3.99.

    Dueling monologues by Les (Mathew Suhr) and Jonathan (Colin Campbell).

    About The Play

    Les Newman’s half-brother Jonathan is in Seattle to compose a concerto inspired by the legendary Don Juan, but it seems he’d rather study the arts of seduction than actually write the score. Meanwhile, Les is too busy getting his own heart broken to pay much attention as the eager composer zeroes in on his ultimate challenge: a reticent receptionist with a savagely sad secret of her own.

    THE DON JUAN CULT CONCERTO explores the often brutal— often brutally hilarious— territory of unbridled romantic rapacity, as two men and three women each come separately to a single inevitable conclusion: no matter how you see yourself— predator or prey— you are, like it or not, always and forever, a member of the cult.

  • “World Class” = Fighting Words

    “World Class” = Fighting Words

    The third in a series of essays entitled:
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    When I started mouthing off in a more public and formalized way about the state of theatre in Seattle, I expected some blow back.  This is the Northwest after all.  The very same person who in real life might cross the street in order to avoid saying hello is happy to anonymously savage you in your blog’s comment section.*  What I did not anticipate was that the most controversial thing I could propose would be that theatre professionals should work together over the next five years towards making Seattle theatre world class.  This, apparently, was apostasy that certain Seattleites simply could not abide.  The objections sorted out into three essential themes:

    “What are you talking about?  We’re already world class dammit!”

    Why do people not think it’s a “world class” theatre community now?  If you talk to someone who moves here from… the midwest or the south, they are enthusiastic about the Seattle theater scene.
    Heidi Heimarck, responding to the 2009 Rain City Projects Survey

    We all may look back ten years from now and recognize that Seattle is today a thriving community.  There are issues, yes, but there’s some great stuff going on if you look at it right.
    Jerry Manning, RCP Survey

    Seattle is just about a world class theater community, it just is not aware of it, and seems to refuse acknowledging it.
    Jose Amador, RCP Survey

    “Five years?!?  Are you crazy!?!”

    5 years is a short span of time, given the effect the economy is going to have on the arts over that period.
    Anonymous, RCP Survey

    I think Seattle has lots of potential, but I’m not sure it could get there in five years. But lots and lots of potential.
    Rachel Hynes, RCP Survey

    I have packets of Kool-Aid if you’d like some.
    Andy Jensen, RCP Survey

    “Define your terms or prepare to die!”

    I’m not sure what it would mean to be a “world class” theatre community.
    Mike Daisey,  RCP Survey

    Define “world class.” If world class means NY or London, why would we go out of our way to suck that hard? “World class” doesn’t mean anything, it’s not a tangible objective. It’s a marketing term, a feeling, some kind of psychological compensation. A goal is a $10MM theatre industry by 2020. A goal is 20 Seattle-based playwrights making $100K annually by 2020. A goal is every Seattle theatre at 90% capacity by 2020. Whatever the goal, it has to be tangible – something that can be measured in precise terms.

    Louis Broome, RCP Survey

    Does it mean Seattle theatre is regularly discussed in world newspapers? …Other countries regularly import Seattle productions to run in their local theatres? Plays written by Seattle natives are produced in other countries?  Seattle theatre gets lots of mentions in The Drama Review? …  What goals do you propose that when met signify arrival? How is Seattle tracking today against those goals?
    Jeffery Reid, commenting on my kick-off essay “Towards a World Class Theatre

    I hate the need to be world classy unless someone can define it for me.
    Matthew Smucker, 2009 RCP Survey

    To have a world class theatre town, you must first define what that means.  You define the goal.  I believe that we discussed the importance of having a goal and you coyly responded several times that that was not necessary.

    Margaret Mullin, my sister, in an email I asked permission to quote.

    My sister is right.  I did respond that it was not necessary to define my terms, but there is nothing coy about it.  We not only do not need to lock down what “world class” means, it would be unwise for any single one of us to try to do so.  Louis Broome hit it on the nose:  “‘World class’ doesn’t mean anything …. It’s a marketing term, a feeling…”  Such was always my intention.  All the extremely smart Seattleites, Louis and my sister included, who demand something perfectly specific and quantifiable are, to my mind, like a group of outraged soda lovers storming Coca-Cola headquarters demanding: “What do you mean, ‘Coke is it?’  What the hell does ‘it’ mean?  You say you’d ‘like to buy the world a coke’?  You can’t be serious?  Do you know how much that would cost?”

    Having worked at the lowest levels in corporate America for nearly two decades to support myself and my family, I am exhaustively acquainted with the standard management mantras: 

    You cannot change what you do not measure.

    If you’re not measuring, it doesn’t count.

    But as someone who has heard these litanies chanted, at putatively great Seattle companies where I have worked from MidCom to WaMu— companies that dominated their industries and then ultimately failed— I know how deeply data-bedazzled senior management can fixate on charts and dashboards that actual workers have no realistic way of affecting for good or ill.  Such high-minded, good intentioned strategizing has become the roadmap for enfeebling an entire nation.  As my good friend and great editor, Charlie Loyd points out: “WaMu failed precisely because it had goals so clear and measurable that they took over from sanity.”

    So what I am proposing is a little different.  I am asking all of my colleagues to decide for themselves what would make Seattle a world class theatre town, and then work on those goals on which they believe they can individually move the needle.  We can employ the “wisdom of crowds” to get this done.  Surely a gifted scenic designer like Matthew Smucker has different ideas about how to elevate the game to “world class” than a gifted managing director like John Bradshaw, and both of them would differ from a poor playwright’s approach.  With us all working diligently, though, in our separate tracks, overlapping when possible and appropriate, we could certainly reach our collaborative goal of world class theatre; and once there, not need to debate the point, because, like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart espousing his timeless definition of pornography, we will “know it when [we] see it.”

    We are theatre professionals— I usually prefer “show people”, but for the sake of this argument, make no mistake, we are professionals, whether or not we pay dues to an out-of-touch union.  We ply the art of theatre—the art of “say-so”.  I say it, and thus it is so. 

    I am the King of England come to Agincourt.

    This wooden O holds the vasty fields of France.

    Seattle will be a world class theatre town in five years.

    I understand not everyone is sympathetic to this particular brand of rhetoric-as-reality.  Louis Broome again: “As mission statements go, ‘Seattle as a world class theatre town,’ stirs me not at all. ‘Seattle is the epicenter of a theatre revolution,’ is a good start.”  But I have misgivings about bandying a word as inescapably violent as “revolution.”  It implies a zero-sum game— some winning while others lose.  The game I suggest, if played well and with underlying generosity, need not have any losers at all.  Revolutions come and go and tend to be suggested by folks who do little if any of the actual fighting.  This city craves something more sustainable.  (And if Chairman Mao taught the world anything, it is that nothing is more hateful than a sustained revolution.)

    Then there are those who see the effort as beneath us, like my colleague, former Seattle Weekly drama critic John Longenbaugh, responding to my essay “1448 Afterwords and Forwards”: “I really wonder if the whole question is frankly provincial. I really don’t think that London, Chicago or New York artists, critics or audiences worry if they’re still doing ‘world class theatre.’ So why should we?”

    Ah.  I think I see.  Nothing is more provincial than aspiring to be more than provincial.  What wonderful latte logic: frothy, appealingly bitter, and artfully laced with a barely noticeable hint of syrupy self-loathing masked as indifference.  But the strong and black cup-o’-joe fact is that you can safely bet your sweet ass Chicago cares.  A lot.  As do New York and London.  As a former reviewer, John might take particular notice of the title The Chicago Tribune’s drama critic Chris Jones came up with for his blog, Theater Loop: News from America’s Hottest Theater City.  How is that for self-aggrandizement?  And from a critic no less!  Boosterism like this is a flogging offence among Seattle’s professional theatre goers, as S.P. Miskowski, who recently moved to Los Angeles, points out in her response to Longenbaugh’s comments.

    The work I’ve seen in Seattle is, as John said, on a par with New York and London. What is not world class is the way theater is perceived in Seattle. When people decide where the limited amount of money will go, they fail to consider that theater is making the city more livable, more exciting, and more interesting. They fail to give theater its due. So do (some of)  the critics. My view is that theater artists accept lousy critiques from unqualified reviewers on a regular basis out of fear that if they don’t make nice they will be squashed. …And there’s the smug assumption that positive reviews are what we want when we say we want better reviewing. It isn’t. We want people who can read and write and evaluate. We want people who stay for the entire show. We want people who write about the show and not themselves. Most of all, I hereby call for a change in attitude among editors and critics–to take theater seriously as an art form. I dare you to take it seriously…. Take as a given that Seattle IS a world class theater city, and keep that in mind when you plant your butt in a free seat and start taking notes?

    Where I differ with S.P. is that I think critics own less responsibility for the “it-ain’t-cool-to-think-you’re-cool” campaign than many artists and artistic directors themselves.
    60; Then again, I have innate issues with ceding any undue influence to a questionable and ever shrinking handful of opinion mongers.  Certainly no one can deny that this self-defeating predisposition against self-promotion runs deep and wide through Pacific Northwest culture.  Its origins are beyond my East Coast ken or caring to explicate, but suffice it to say, in the theatre at least, we can and will change it.

    Chicago, New York and London never miss a chance to promote their respective scenes.  They not only “worry” about it.  They spend money on it.  Lots and lots of money to make sure their theatre districts keep drawing tourists and locals alike, to the playhouses themselves and to all the businesses that depend on them: the restaurants, bars, souvenir shops, and so on and on.  We want, in a few short years, to be able to go to our mayor, now newly elected, and say, “Seattle is now a world class theatre city.  We said it would be so.  We worked at it and made it so.  Everybody who lives here and everybody in the greater American theater community knows it.  Now kindly spend some of that money and prestige we have earned this city back on us.”

    As I inveigh against self-defeating specificity, let me be specific about one thing.  I am not asking that we benchmark ourselves against New York or London or Chicago.  Playing a toy replica-scale, inferiority complex-driven version of their game gets us nowhere.  Our smallness and uniqueness and, yes, even our geographic remoteness can work just as strongly for us as against.  You can get your arms around the Seattle theatre scene.  You can, if you work hard enough and long enough, confidently claim to know all, or almost all, of the players.  A small, nimble, semi-quarantined community such as ours can make its own unique claims on world class.  We can, if we want, be doing work that no one anywhere else could possibly do.

    We are show people.  We can claim to be anything we want to be.  The more outrageous and untenable, the better, so long as we ultimately back it up through sheer creative brilliance.  We are not obliged to subscribe to any preordained corporatized benchmark.  The audience is our only arbiter.  So long as we give them what they want, or better– what they did not even realize they wanted until we made them want it in the first place– we are doing our jobs superbly.  We should stake our claim, without irony or arrogance, to becoming a world class theatre community, and when, and only when, we convince our audiences, then world class is what we will be.  Because we say so.

    ****

    *I no longer allow anonymous comments on my blog.  As I wrote when the first one was posted: 

    I know it’s considered the custom of the internet country to post anonymously, but there is no tradition of it in the theatre. In the world of live performance, one says one’s words in public and stands by them with their body. So as a rule I won’t be accepting any more anonymous posts. Stand and deliver, people!

    Many of the quotes I have included in this essay came from the 2009 Rain City Projects Survey, which, as a member of the RCP Board, I helped to design and distribute, and then analyze the returning data.  The results were made public in August of 2009 and a more detailed report is available at RCP’s Facebook page:  http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/notes/rain-city-projects/the-rain-city-projects-survey-results-are-in/123960970745

    Because I am an unrepentant data geek, and because this essay does not have any other pictures let me share one of the results graphs here.  You can draw your own conclusions, but clearly a majority of the Northwest theatre community currently believes Seattle is a good but not great theatre town.  Its rating as a new play community is significantly less high.  I think these are connected.  Once we get better at developing and disseminating strong locally grown plays, our stock as a theatre town will rise to “world class.”  That is a data gauge needle that I can get behind trying push.

  • Under the Weather – Seattle Solstice

    Is it a how or a why that you’re here again
    at the bottom of the year again?
    What’s to be done with your frustration, your fear again?

    Driveling sickness, nagging notion
    of a marriage fading to fondness and resent?
    What’s to be done?
                                             – hark!
                                                                hear the bells

    Spring is implicit, one supposes, in the swim down
    into darkness, but there should be a deeper,
    soberer, more permanent name than “patience”
    for what you need (“grim grit?” that’s not it)

    For the faith not only to believe
    that the days won’t keep shriveling
    forever but that there’s even a sun still
    somewhere above that blanketing lichen sky
                                                (no, that’s not it
    more like a ugly gray breaker
    punishing you down, naught to do
    but give up and hope you don’t drown under
                   (Sweet silver bells)
                                            no, not quite– heavier…

    leaden– pummeling dimly shimmering molten cold–
    that’s the sound that spreads to the West
    beneath your high-rise conference room illusion)

    And it’s not an old glory that whips in the sound wind
    And it’s not the wind that whips either,
    and, no, it’s not your mind, clever, but nothing moves

    except that one forlorn electron
    back and forth through time,
    infinitesimal pin-prick nose-so-bright.

    Drink to that!
    Three Maker’s Marks for Mister Quark!

                                Hark.
                                                    The herald angels sing glory
                Sing, bourbon, glory

                                                                    Hallelujah

    –2005