Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

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    Quick amendment to my 14/48 post (pointed out by my sister, Margaret Mullin, and seconded by the amazing new promising Seattle playwright, Pamela Hobart Carter):

    Easily one of the coolest and most world class aspects of Seattle’s 14/48 Festival is the live band, who only get to rehearse together in the same time frame as the actors. It’s always a different mix of crazy talented people and they always –ALWAYS! — kick ass.

  • 14/48: A Regular Reminder of What’s Already World Class about Seattle

    14/48: A Regular Reminder of What’s Already World Class about Seattle

    It was this time a year ago that I got a wild hair to post a note on Facebook about 14/48, Seattle’s semi-annual 48-hour theatre festival (click here for a full introduction). Basically, I went after one of the festival’s producers, Shawn Belyea, for claiming that in the context of the festival he helped world premiere 56 new plays a year. It created sort of a tempest in our  teapot theatre community.  My earnest praise of 14/48 got a little lost in the shouting. In retrospect, I realize a couple of things:

    1. I sort of bushwhacked my good friend and colleague Shawn Belyea, and that was unfair.  For that I’d like to apologize again here, publicly.  (Although trust me, Shawn got his revenge at the Thursday night kick off meeting last year, where he publicly  encouraged everyone participating to shout “Asshole!” at me, at first en mass, and then later whenever they saw me walking around.)
    2. I think even back then I was unconsciously gearing up for the more formal essays  I am posting here at Just Wrought.  That note (posted below, for the historically curious) was simply an early sloppy skirmish in what now promises to be a longer, more difficult struggle.  (And happily, I like to think Shawn’s mostly on my side for this one.)
    3. I should have put my praise of 14/48 up front, instead of the final paragraph, because I don’t think most of the people I pissed off even bothered reading that far. 

    So let me make up for those mistakes now, by listing some of the ways 14/48 gets it oh-so-right:

    • The Crucible.  The crushing time constraints cook out the preciousness, for writers especially, but also actors, and perhaps most importantly and least obviously, directors.
    • The Leadership.  The crisp, efficient, egalitarian leadership allows for dynamic  creative risk-taking.  Artistic directors at big and small theatres across the country could learn something from the folks who run 14/48.*  They  understand that nailing the logistics—consistently and enthusiastically– and then letting artists be, creates  more, better opportunities for brilliance than Stalinistically attempting to impose their will on all creative decisions.
    • The People.  Every six months we have this amazing informal convention of Seattle theatre talent. Every theatre town aspiring to something more than a dilettantes’ scene should try something similar.  Be sure to provide, however, the correct combination of work, food and beer.  Without hard work, show people tend towards over-compensations of obnoxiousness.  Without food, they simply don’t stay.  Without beer– on hand as it is at 14/48, free and round-the-clock– participants begin to feel ill-used by a brutally ambitious process.  The 14/48 producers have either stumbled on to, or cynically arrived at, a fundamental truth:  buy an actor a drink and he’ll give you his heart’s blood without even thinking.  No one can witness the talent that accrues at 14/48 without marveling how  Seattle has more than a mid-sized city’s fair share of world class actors, directors, musicians, designers, crew, organizers, and—yes, absolutely— playwrights.
    • The Marketing.  14/48 has increased its audience share year over year, every year since January 2006.  How many other theatres, big or small, can lay claim to that sort of consistent growth.  There is no huge paid marketing campaign.  Instead, word-of-mouth drives people to the shows in larger and larger numbers.  Ironically, this can be attributed to a consistency of product.  How can the product be consistent when the subject matter, casting, directors and play order are selected at random?  Because 14/48 isn’t selling “quality” in the staid overwrought meaning of the word as used by regional theaters.  Instead, 14/48 is selling what show people have always sold best: risk, danger, the unknown and the unknowable.  What a wonderful tonic to the tired litany of “craft is king” that I hear over and over from my “respectable” theatre colleagues.  Craft isn’t king, the show is!
    • The Existential Reminders.
      Being a Fool is Your Job. If you are petrified to take risks, fail, or look foolish, you should not be a theatre artist.  
      Everything Disappears. 14/48 sells and celebrates the fact that unless you plant your butt in that particular seat on that particular night, you will miss the show.  That’s leveraging the ephemerality of theatre at its finest.
    • A Free Pass from Equity.  Let’s face it, a key reason 14/48 can get such amazing acting talent working such insane hours is that Equity, the stage actors union, looks the other way.  Just imagine what Seattle actors could achieve in developing new plays if they were allowed the same privilege  of working on them for love under some sort of Showcase or 99-Seat Waiver, like the kind of arrangements that Los Angeles, Chicago and New York actors currently enjoy.

    So . . .

    If you live near or close to Seattle, go see 14/48 at least once, preferably multiple times, over this weekend and/or next.

    If you don’t live near or close to Seattle, consider participating in, attending or founding a similar event.  At the very least, embrace the fact that what makes theatre theatre is foolishness and ephemerality.  Leave your respectability at the door.

    If you’re an artistic director at a regional theatre in Seattle or elsewhere, understand that 14/48 adheres to a model that is probably closer to generating future sustainable success than the one you are currently laboring under.

    *To his significant credit, Jerry Manning, Interim Artistic Director for the Seattle Repertory Theater, has actually participated in a 14/48 as a director.  Whether ACT’s AD, Kurt Beattie has ever even attended one, I’m not sure, but I doubt it.  I doubt even more deeply that, during  what seems destined to be her brief tenure leading the Intiman, Kate Whoriskey will ever go see what happens at this festival.  I hope I am wrong.  My pledge: if she does go, her first free beer is on me.

    Original Note:

    14/48: Not the Full Meal Deal, but a Taste of the Good Stuff

    Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 9:55am

    The last time I talked to Shawn Belyea about new works, he claimed, with no irony I could detect, that as a producer of 14/48 he was responsible for premiering 56 new plays every year. I nodded, smiled, decided not to argue. I was, after all, trying to win him to my point of view that new works are vital to Seattle’s bid to become a world class theatre town within five years. And, more importantly, I had just bummed a smoke from him and didn’t want to seem ungrateful. But the fact is, I’ve been bristling at that claim ever since.

    It takes me on average about a year and a half of sustained work to wright a play ready for production. For the sake of the math I’m about to do, let’s simplify things and say that one of my plays requires about 1,000 hours of work to produce a final script of 80 pages, breaking down to 12 & 1/2 hours of effort per page. (Actually sounds kind of small put that way, but that’s what the calculator’s telling me, so . . . )

    Now for 14/48 the playwrights have approximately 10 hours to produce 8 pages. That means that for the two plays I’m about to write for this weekend, I’ll be spending 1.25 hours per page. So bottom line: even with all compensations made for brevity, my fully wrought plays have had over ten times more time and effort put into them. They are a full order of magnitude more “finished.” And that’s not even counting all the added effort brought by actors, a director, a stage manager, designers, administrators, etc. To compare that effort to the plays staged at 14/48 and call them both “world premieres” is like comparing a late night jam session to composing a symphony. And to some degree, it’s insulting to both composer and jammer.

    So with that said, here’s what I think the real value of 14/48 is for playwrights: it scares the shit out of us and we love it for that very reason. It makes us let go of our pretensions, procrastinations and bag of tricks to just write for a few hours. It allows us to play with designers, directors and actors, which is SO much fun and SO much a part of what makes being a playwright different and – dare I say it?—better than any other kind of writer. It brings us back into the crucible to live and die by the fire trial that is and can only be live performance. It takes us so long to wright plays that more often than not we are forced to survive long dry epochs out of touch with the raw fear that floods through us at that moment when our work goes up before a live audience. It’s a much needed albeit much too brief taste of the “good stuff”.

    And that’s why I can’t wait till Thursday night.

    You should have a taste yourself, if you can.

    http://www.1448fest.com

  • Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter

    Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter
    The second in a series of essays entitled:
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    Some truths are so self-evident that they can suffer outrageous neglect.  One such is that theatre takes place in places.  There is nothing virtual about it.  Theatre takes place.  In four dimensions: one of time, three of space. (Not even my fancy film friends can do that.)  So it matters where you originally make a play.  Over the last few years I have been having conversations about this subject with my fellow theatre professionals in Seattle: directors, actors, managing and artistic directors, and even arts editors at newspapers; and I have been surprised at how many of them have trouble understanding this fundamental fact of our art form.

    The Lone Playwright Fallacy

    When it comes to art, I’m an amoralist. Just because it’s new and local doesn’t mean it should get produced. If it’s new and local and good, then fuck yes. If it’s new and local and crap and we’ve got a script that’s new and from Missoula and good, then… I choose Missoula. Or New Orleans. Or wherever.

    This quote is from a local theatre critic’s email exchange with me.  He is suffering from what I call the “The Lone Playwright Fallacy”: the noir filmic image of the archetypal writer holed up in a dank unfurnished flat in the middle of a nihilistic nowhere, supplied only with a carton of cigarettes, a quart of scotch (smudged tumbler optional) and a finicky Underwood.  Our dramatist labors in decrepit solitude until he has a complete masterpiece, dog-eared and smeary, which he then wraps in butcher’s paper and tosses over the transom of the nearest literary agency or regional theatre office.  (He looks a lot like a cliché novelist, doesn’t he?  Why does everyone want to make playwrights into novelists?) 

    My email reply to my critic pal:

    Plays aren’t novels or paintings.  Just as in biology the myth of the parthenogenic clone is bogus because all genetic material requires an enveloping substrate of organic “soup” in order to replicate, plays require actors, designers, spaces, audiences, and, yes (god help me) maybe even directors, in order to mature beyond the embryonic.  It’s the reason I have to climb on a plane to LA or NY whenever I want to have a proper workshop with professionals.  This notion that they just appear from “Missoula or New Orleans” is a falsehood convenient for ignoramus artistic directors.  But you of all people need to know better.

    This critic and I have a very loving relationship.

    Locally Grown Throughout History

    Glancing back through the canon, we realize that this myth is belied by the fact that our favorite dramatists almost always worked intimately with a coterie of actors and other artists for whom, and with whom, they tailored their plays.  Shakespeare built his best title roles for Richard Burbage; Moliere cast himself as the Imaginary Invalid, Chekhov’s writing for the stage was reworked and enhanced under Stanislavski’s direction, and Bertolt Brecht had wife and leading lady as a two-for-one- in Helene Weigel, the original Mother Courage.  Working with the same actors and directors, over and over, helps build up trust and a shorthand that allows a playwright to go deeper and farther, faster.  It locks down the fundamentals of collaboration so that greater innovations are possible.

    Beyond palling around with actors and directors, I was curious what other “locally grown” benefits a Shakespeare or Marlowe might have enjoyed;  so I asked my friend and fellow playwright, Louis Broome  (my go-to expert in all things Elizabethan) to weigh in. “Shakespeare”, he says “Had no choice but be locally grown.  London was the world. The King’s Men could only exist so long as they were relevant to their audience.”  (Relevance to their audience, what a concept!) 

    Louis goes on:

    What’s different now, and what sucks, is that Seattle Rep’s audience is their donor base, not the public at large.   Everything about a non-profit theatre is defined by its donors. When it comes to new plays, the Rep’s hands are tied because a non-profit donor base has zero tolerance for risk. Risk isn’t built into their culture. They have no experience managing risk.  Producing a new work by a playwright or director of note, or a work guaranteed to move to NY, carries no risk. There’s no downside.  In Elizabethan England it was impossible for plays to be anything other than a local or regional event.  Playwrights entertained and earned revenue from a relatively small pool of ticket buyers by writing a great number of plays.  The emphasis in Elizabethan London was on writing plays that put the same butts into the same seats over and over again….

    Local Collaboration – It Ain’t Just for Actors

    Over the last decade and a half my own Burbage– the primary actor that served as a siphon on the far end of my personal play development pipeline– has been the actor William Salyers, a relationship that still runs deep and strong.  (For some flavor of it, you can click here.)  But it is worth mentioning other ways that local collaboration can lead to uniquely successful theatre.  Without the designer Gary Smoot I would never have written at least three of my last five plays.  Gary and I had been close friends for years before he began designing for my plays, stunning everyone in 1999 with his evocative minimalistic masterpiece set for the world premiere of Louis Slotin Sonata.

    Gary raises to a rarefied art form the long-standing tradition of designers crossing out  and ignoring stage directions.  I always say that if there is a way Gary can get out of building something, he will find it and make the absence brilliant.  By the time we got to attempting the world premiere of An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show, I was openly taunting him, demanding an arsenal of increasingly lethal weapons from American History to be used every time a contestant spun the infamous Bardo Wheel.  Starting with a Powhattan tomahawk, I quickly worked my way up to a civil war cannon, then a flame thrower, and finally my coup de grâce, a “Tomahawk” ICBM missile, to be launched onstage.  Smoot took the demands in stride, even though I would hector him daily running up to tech week:  “I want those weapons, Gary.  You can cross out all the stage directions you want but I still call them out in the dialogue.”  “Oh, we’ll make it work,” was all he’d say.  And he did, by painstakingly handcrafting overnight shipping boxes the exact size and shape of each piece.  Every night, before each scene, whatever weapon was called for, the box was pumped full of thick stage smoke which would, after the package  pieces were pulled apart on stage, momentarily hold the shape of the weapon and then dissipate.  From there it was up to the audience to manipulate the meta-object within the space of in their collective imagination.  It was a brilliant, engaging, unique, and uniquely theatrical solution, which could only be arrived at through a close and contentious relationship between designer and playwright, bothering each other in the same room together.

    This sort of intimate relationship between playwright and set-wright is generally frowned upon in today’s play development superstructure.  The alternative model forcefully defended at your favorite regional theater goes something like this: you go to your MFA program, I go to mine.  If, based on the recommendation of the well-known playwright who runs my MFA program, said regional theater decides to develop my play, said theater will assign me the MFA grad designer recommended to them by the  top-tier MFA design school, most assuredly not the same school as the playwriting program.  It is all very polite and respectable, like an arranged marriage without the hot stranger sex.  In the very respectable League of Regional Theatres (LORT), playwrights have no business consorting with designers, let alone taunting them into being brilliant.

    But Wait!  There’s more!

    Sure, the most compelling argument for locally grown plays is the uniquely superior product you arrive at when you work with a talented team over a long-term collaboration.  But in the immortal words of Ron “Ronco” Popeill, that’s not all!  You also get:

    • Local actors evolving a better understanding of how their contribution to the long tradition of our art form can be generative as well as interpretive. 
    • Local theatre-goers evolving a better understanding of how plays get made and how audiences can participate in the process, not just as consumers but as co-developers with a stake in improving the product.
    • Local board members evolving a better understanding of their roles as patrons of the arts.  We need not look further than the embarrassing example of The Empty Space, shuttered over a debt of $70,000.  Maybe we can dare hope that regional theaters will stop being run like internet start-ups and instead be given the time, money, resources, and  personal attention that are the natural hallmarks of arts patronage in cities like New York, Los Angeles and London. 
    • Local funders, artists, and administrators participating in the development of plays as actual investments, with the potential to pump profits back to Seattle in several ways.
    • The potential to address the particular conditions of a  community in a timely fashion, approaching the speed of journalism rather than history, as was the case with our recent production of It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.
    • The entire nation, as well as the entire English-speaking theatre world, getting more plays about a wider variety of places and peoples instead of– let’s face it– knowing arch comedy after knowing arch comedy for, by and about Upper West-Siders.
    • A leg up in keeping theatre a playwright’s art form instead of, increasingly, a director’s game. Over the last fifty years, the model of the auteur director serving as the alpha and omega of dramatic endeavor, imposing his or her “concept” on new play and classic alike— a model borrowed from and encouraged by the film industry— has grown increasingly infectious in American theatre.  You need not look beyond Seattle with Dan Sullivan and Bartlett Sher essentially running their respective shops like Triple A feeder teams for the Broadway big leagues.  (We can expect more of the same from the Intiman’s newly appointed Artistic Director, Kate Whoriskey.  Hand picked by the beatified Sher, she is sure to serve mostly as his marker absently placed in a book he may or may not return to some day.)   Hell, the fact that the recently introduced TPS  Gregory Awards has a category for Outstanding Director but none for playwright is a crystalline example of how far this trend has gotten out of hand.
    • Finally, and yes, selfishly, “locally grown” allows playwrights to choose where to live based on how well a particular city fits their life, instead of forcing them to accept a one-humongous-size-fits-all solution. When I moved back to Seattle from New York in 2002 I ran into Dawson Nichols, my comrade in theatrical arms from Seattle’s fervent ‘90’s.  Each of us was watching our kids at a playground– kids that did not exist the last time we had seen each other.  In that moment we renewed our friendship, and then slowly began building back our artistic partnership, only better this time—less concerned with the competition between us, more focused on improving each other’s and our own work.  We cemented our revived relationship in a revival of my play Tuesday, at Annex Theatre, which he directed and I starred in.  Soon after he invited me to share with him any plays I had sitting on the shelf, unpremiered, especially anything I had for young people.  I gave him The Don Juan Cult Concerto. In 2008 Dawson directed the world premiere of the play at North Seattle Community College, where he serves as head of theatre  department.  He wrote this in the program notes:

    Paul Mullin has written a play that is a love letter to a Seattle that is gone – grown over and displaced by its own success and popularity.   Seattle is still a vibrant and exciting place but in the 1990’s there was an edge.  Philosophers of art tell us that we can only access universal truths through particular depictions.  I believe this is true, but I have noticed Seattle Theaters seem to value particulars from elsewhere for some reason, mainly New York.  This is because Seattle Theatres often have a self-imposed provincial attitude that doesn’t allow them to see that the grass is in fact greener right here in the Pacific Northwest.  Our particulars are as good as anyone else’s, after all, and there are wonderful playwrights living in our midst.

    It is a play about Seattleites, for Seattleites, by a Seattleite.  And I couldn’t have been prouder to see students using it to learn their craft as they premiered it in the city of its conception.  It was the seminal moment of my current understanding of how important locally grown work is.  A year and a half later, in that same theatre, using some of the same student actors, six Seattle playwrights, including Dawson and myself, premiered It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.

    Leveraging Seattle’s Innate More-Locally-Conscious-than-Thou Snobbery

    The entire Pacific Northwest already embraces the locally-grown movement when it comes to more tangible consumables like cheese, chocolate, wine and beer.  Kate Kraay, a local actor and budding playwright, describes her day job working as a tour guide at Theo Chocolates in Fremont, the only bean-to-bar chocolate factory in the United States:

    I have to admit that I have had more people stop me on the street and recognize me from Theo than from plays I have been in.  But then, it is probably my longest running gig, and it is always a full house.   Over the last two years I have worked there, I have seen it grow exponentially, and in a recession to boot. 

    That’s all quite nice, you may say, but why buy a Theo chocolate bar as a Seattleite, when I can get a grocery checkout line bar for less?  For one thing, you are getting a lot less chocolate than you think, as most chocolate bars have lots of lovely fillers in them (hydrogenated trans-fats or wax, anyone?).  Theo also uses as many local ingredients as possible. It has become a point of pride for locals, winning awards from London to New York, while being fully invested as part of the community.

    It is incumbent on us as Seattle theatre artists to transfer this enlightened heightened interest in  local production to what we wright for the stage.  God, sometimes I think I would give a pinkie to tap into the fierce local snobbery of a Northwestern beer nut or cheesehead and focus it on theatre.  I can almost hear them now:

    Oh, you’re going to see Glengary Glen Ross? Oh, no that’s fine if you like stale affected dialogue shoved down your ear’s throat after it’s traveled  2,800 miles from New York and then sat in its packaging for 20 years, after already traveling the 800 miles from Chicago to New York.  Me?  I prefer fresh Kelleen Conway Blanchard.  You should feel how it tickles the ear’s tongue and gladdens the heart’s bowels.  But maybe your palate isn’t quite ready for something so evocative and startling.  Besides, there’s really only enough of it for true Seattle play fans.  You better stick with your 1980’s boiler room boiler plate.

    So There’s No Place Like Home.  How do We Get There?

    Of course there are plenty of blocks on the long road to home grown.  Over the next few years it will be important to hold accountable the artistic leadership at what we Seattle show folks call the “Big Houses”, namely the Intiman, ACT and the Seattle Repertory Theater.  These juggernauts love to  pay lip service to new works, but when you dig beneath the surface of their “new play initiatives,” you find they consist almost exclusively of importing established talent from  New York rather than fostering much at home.  Kate Whoriskey, as she rolls into town, is blithely open in her contempt for Seattle’s local scene.  This from The Stranger in an interview with her when she was first appointed: “She says she has returned to Seattle more because of Sher than for the city itself and seems more interested in finding the best artists, wherever they are, than in cultivating the local theater ecology. ‘The whole world has globalized,’ she said. ‘And it seems the last place we believe in globalization is in theater.’{Emphasis The Stranger’s.}

    To this I could not not possibly come up with a better response than the one comment left on-line, by someone calling himself “Mr. First-Nighter”:

    Odd that Ms Whoriskey would make such a statement, when so much of the rest of the world is currently undergoing a complete re-evaluation of the very concept of globalization, and re-engaging with the long-neglected benefits of localism. Not that there is anything wrong with exposing local audiences and artists to the work and influence of outside artists, per se, but her attitude seems to reflect yet more of the reverse-provincialism we have become accustomed to here. Even more distressing when one contemplates that theatre, unlike other artistic media, relies so exclusively upon the patronage of local audiences, local artists, and local artisans for its growth, nourishment and survival.

    If she has indeed no wish to “cultivate the local theatre ecology”, then she will no doubt express little surprise or alarm when her abject neglect results in that same ecology turning fallow and stagnant.

    Unlike, say, a Greg Falls, who recognized the efficacy of good husbandry, Ms Whoriskey seems rather to envision her role as being akin to a sort of cultural Monsanto, where her only interest is in increasing the yield, while remaining heedless (or worse indifferent) to the irrevocable damage done to the environment in the process.

    Sad to say, this does not bode well, either for Intiman and its long-term prospects (which are precarious at best), or for the Seattle theatre ecology as a whole.

    In reality none of Seattle’s Big Houses have done enough in the last decade to advance locally grown new work.  Moreover, despite their mournful protestations to the contrary, it is not because of their limited resources.  (More on this in my future essay, “Don’t Let the Big Houses Fool Ya, It ain’t about the Money.” )  Yes, it is true that in 2009 the Seattle Rep had its overall operating budget cut about in half, but it’s also true that in this same year, through an admittedly strange quirk of happy fate, their new works budget quadrupled.  Right now it looks like they plan to take that largess and develop two new plays, in tandem with Western Washington University.  Good for them.  What’s not so good is that they’ve already earmarked one of those slots for a New York Playwright, most probably Doug Wright,  who won the Pulitzer for I Am My Own Wife.  It’s unclear who will get the second slot, but the odds don’t favor one of the dozen or so nationally produced playwrights living in the Puget Sound region.    Whatever synergy the Rep hopes to create with Wright, or whatever luminaries they beg to grace us  with from New York for a few months, it will be transitory and do nothing to nurture the local scene or bring Seattle any closer to being a world class theatre town.

    Many of my local playwright colleagues have utterly given up on our Big Houses.  When a friend who works for one recently warned me that I risk being blacklisted by his theater for mouthing off like this,  I mentioned it to Scot Augustson, another local playwright  whom I particularly admire.  He replied, “Oh Paul, how would any of us ever know if we’re being blacklisted by them or not?”  Scot’s right.  And as much as good friends have cautioned me about these essays, it is time to be honest and realize you cannot burn a bridge that doesn’t exist.

    That said, sometimes I feel stupid that I haven’t yet given up.  But I haven’t.  And here’s why.  Those Big Houses essentially belong to us, the citizens of Seattle and the surrounding  region.  We fund them through our attendance and through our generous patronage: direct giving, public arts funding and  donations from the corporations for which we work.  We also support them through our cheap labor as actors, designers and administrators.  They will respond to the demand for locally developed plays.  So long as we make the demand.  Of course, it will not happen easily or overnight or without clever hedging against it on their part.  In the past, when we demanded “new work” all they heard was “New York”.  Artistic administrators also like to blame the boards that have hired them for keeping their creative reins short.  Maybe this is true, but I am tempted to call them on it.  If we need to reach out to the Big House board members to help them understand why locally grown plays are important, we can and will do that.  

    I have had more than one Big House artistic staffer say something along the lines of, “Christ, Paul, it’s almost like you’re saying you won’t be satisfied until we’re producing at least one new play by a local playwright every year in our season.”  To which I reply, “It’s not almost like I’m saying that.  That’s exactly what I’m saying.”

    Here and Now

    Seattle is perfectly positioned.  This is the place, here and now, for locally grown plays to resurge to their historical place of prominence.  There are particular reasons that this is so, and I have tried to illustrate some of them above, but the main reason is because we say so.  We get to decide that Seattle is not a satellite.  We are our own city, with our own voices, our own actors, our own audiences, our own plays.  If, as we proceed down this path, we begin to create great plays that we can then export to other places and thus mitigate to some extent this crushing artistic trade deficit we currently labor under, so be it.  But the main point is we want plays for and by Seattleites.  And we shall have them.  Here and now.  Where theatre belongs.

    *****

    Next up: “What the Hell does ‘World Class’ Mean Anyway?”
  • TUESDAY now for sale

    After dickering with Amazon to prove that I actually owned the rights to my play Tuesday, it’s now for sale for Kindle.

    http://tinyurl.com/yf36fgz

  • Jonas Spongeman Crossing

    A quick, dirty antidote to any overdose of holiday cheer.

    It’s Christmas Night, 1776.  A boat carrying a cannon across the Delaware River during George Washington’s famous crossing also carries snatches of conversation among the two Marblehead boatmen poling the craft and an Irish gunner attached to the cannon.  The bitter rain has turned to driving snow.  The river is choked with ice cakes the size of livestock.  And on the other side are four hundred Hessian mercenaries to be fought come the dawn.  Will they be asleep, drunk from their Yuletide revels, like the Virginian General hopes?  Or will they be waiting for the rag-tag rebel army with their own Christmas surprise?

    William Salyers directs a cast of veteran voice talent in this ten minute audio drama. {Adult language}

    Jonas Spongeman Crossing by Paul Mullin

    For a full script, click here.

  • The Best Compliment Any Actor Could Receive

    The Best Compliment Any Actor Could Receive

    I suppose you could say William Salyers is my Burbage. Just as Shakespeare wrote the roles of Hamlet, Othello, Richard III and Lear for the actor Richard Burbage to premiere, I too have been, over the last 15 years wrighting roles with Bill as my Kellie as Jacqui Potts in the 2002 Circle X Theatre production of An American Book of the Dead - The Game Showprimary actor in mind. Now, I should be clear: Bill is not the only actor I’ve written roles for. There have been others. Kellie Waymire leaps to mind, and then my heart breaks again thinking of her untimely passing.

    But let me focus on Salyers for this essay. Simply put: knowing Bill Salyers exists has helped me have the temerity to pull parts into the world that I might otherwise have despaired could be properly performed, at least by anyone I knew personally.  Bill would argue that this is nonsense; that I would have written roles like Audie McCall, and my versions of  Louis Slotin,  Stonewall Jackson and Francis Collins even if I didn’t have the hope that he would one day play them.This is just one way that Bill, like so many actors, misunderstands the crucial function played by great performers in the process of making plays.

    Bill spent many years doing strong work in Seattle theatre before moving to Los Angeles to make his grab at a slice of the Hollywood pie. (The fact that Equity limited the kind of stage work he could do up here in ways it did not in the Southland was also a factor, but more on that in my yet-to-be written essay “Sacrificing Art on a Dubious Union’s Altar”.) Salyers has been especially invaluable to the development of new plays, originating such roles as Mr. Wickett and Truett in Louis Broome‘s Texarkana Waltz, Hampstead Hamilton in Jillian Armenante‘s In Flagrante Gothicto, Audie McCall in my own Tuesday  and of course the title role Louis Slotin Sonata, for which Salyers received a Backstage West Garland Award for Best Actor.

    Bill happens to be that old school sort who arrives at the theatre before anyone else and leaves after all the other cast members have already thrown back their first shot. It was well after final blackout one night during the L. A. run of the Sonata when the house manager came backstage and told Bill someone was waiting in the lobby to talk to him. This was odd, since Bill didn’t remember having any acquaintances in the audience that night, but the play was pretty controversial, so he figured it might just be someone who wanted to hash out one of the play’s divisive points with him in lieu of the playwright.

    Waiting for him in the lobby was a slight elderly woman. Bill politely introduced himself, but the lady, in a heavy Eastern European accent, skipped past formalities. “Are you Jewish?” she asked. Louis Slotin had been Jewish, and his struggle with his faith was a principal thematic thrust of the play. Bill, however, was not Jewish, and told the lady so.

    “But you are European, no?” she persisted.

    “No, ma’am.” Bill smiled. “I’m just a country boy from Oklahoma.”

    “Oh.” She seemed puzzled. “Well, then where did Mengele come from?”

    During the play Louis Slotin has a nightmare in which he imagines himself as Josef Mengele, escaped from Auschwitz and fleeing East across the Eurasian continent. At this point Bill guessed where the old lady was going. Many Jewish audience members, and scientists, objected to Mengele’s inclusion, believing hotly that no self-respecting Jew, or scientist, would ever envision himself as one of the most heinous pseudoscientific torturers of all time.  Bill began dutifully defending the playwright: “Well, I think what the author meant by Mengele is that often during our deepest feelings of grief and shame we cast ourselves as the most evil character we can imagine.”

    “No, no,”  said the lady. “Where did Mengele come from… in you? How did you know what he was like?”

    Bill admitted, “I didn’t. I have no idea what Mengele was like. I can only imagine.”

    “That’s strange,” said the lady.

    Bill began to feel uneasy. “Why strange?” he asked.

    “I knew Mengele,” she said.

    The very air between them seemed to tighten. “You… knew Mengele?”

    “Yes.”

    Bill had to ask. “You were at Auschwitz?”

    “Yes.”

    “You actually saw him face to face?”

    “Many times.”

    “I—I don’t know what… to say.”

    “Your performance was very convincing.”

    Bill made a motion to touch the lady, on the arm perhaps, some gesture of common humanity; but the woman stiffened, instinctively pulling back. She politely bid him good night and left the theatre, leaving Bill to ponder, less with pride than baffled awe, how it could be possible to blindly reach across the chasm of half a century to summon up the monster that still haunted this woman’s memory.

    Some times such is the power of theatre, such as it is.

    ***

    Salyes playing Slotin playing Mengele playing the band leader Joey Mengele in the 2nd act "big number". Circle X Theatre, world premiere production, 1999.I think  anyone who has actually witnessed Salyers’ transformation from Slotin into Mengele can vouch for how disturbingly uncanny it was.  An off-hand Teutonic arrogance entered his voice and something very palpable died behind his eyes, as he began to speak these words:

     “My name is Doktor Joseph Mengele.  I am physician and a scientist. I am wearing the skin of a foolish Canadian Jew who tried to kill me…”

    ***

     (I wrote an earlier version of this essay in 2003.  I have revised and posted it here in anticipation of using it to support my essay “Why Locally Grown Plays Matter”, which I hope to have published by January 15, 2010.)

  • Under the Weather – Seattle Solstice

    Is it a how or a why that you’re here again
    at the bottom of the year again?
    What’s to be done with your frustration, your fear again?

    Driveling sickness, nagging notion
    of a marriage fading to fondness and resent?
    What’s to be done?
                                             – hark!
                                                                hear the bells

    Spring is implicit, one supposes, in the swim down
    into darkness, but there should be a deeper,
    soberer, more permanent name than “patience”
    for what you need (“grim grit?” that’s not it)

    For the faith not only to believe
    that the days won’t keep shriveling
    forever but that there’s even a sun still
    somewhere above that blanketing lichen sky
                                                (no, that’s not it
    more like a ugly gray breaker
    punishing you down, naught to do
    but give up and hope you don’t drown under
                   (Sweet silver bells)
                                            no, not quite– heavier…

    leaden– pummeling dimly shimmering molten cold–
    that’s the sound that spreads to the West
    beneath your high-rise conference room illusion)

    And it’s not an old glory that whips in the sound wind
    And it’s not the wind that whips either,
    and, no, it’s not your mind, clever, but nothing moves

    except that one forlorn electron
    back and forth through time,
    infinitesimal pin-prick nose-so-bright.

    Drink to that!
    Three Maker’s Marks for Mister Quark!

                                Hark.
                                                    The herald angels sing glory
                Sing, bourbon, glory

                                                                    Hallelujah

    –2005

  • Huge High Five to Theatre @ Boston Court in Pasadena

    They just announced their 2010 season and it’s a slate of four world premiere plays!

    http://www.bostoncourt.com/the_sea.htm

    What’s even cooler about this is that Boston Court isn’t mandated to do all brand new work, they just want to.  They’re committed to it, in fact, and not just fancy, such as some facile codicil of their mission statement or as an utterly empty quote for The New York Times.

    When we build the West Coast Pipeline of plays, you can bet they’ll be a player, as will Tom Jacobson, my colleague and co-conspirator in said pipeline planning.  After retiring as Boston Court’s Literary Manager, he’s world premiering his The Twentieth-Century Way in May, ’10.  I really hope I get to see it, and also The Good Book of Pendantry and Wonder.

    If you’re in So Cal, check them out.  If you’re not, then keep your eye on them, or do what I do, and send ’em a little money.  They’re worth it. (And you won’t hear me say that about most begging theaters.)

  • Wow! The Sunbreak covered my blog’s kickoff.

    http://thesunbreak.com/2009/12/16/paul-mullins-crusade-to-make-seattle-a-world-class-theatre-city

    I’m flattered, and a little flustered, like when you realize your mic is live and you’re not completely sure what you’re going to say.

    Aw, screw it.  Who am I kidding?  I love a live mic.

  • Towards a World Class Theatre

    Playwright’s rule of thumb #3: if you don’t know what you’re doing, raise the stakes.  This is also a favorite for anyone losing an argument.  Arbitrarily up the ante and things become more interesting.  More interesting equals intrinsically good in a play.  In an argument, it’s… well… whatever it is, it’s more interesting.

    Over a year ago I was given a “Genius Award” in theatre by Seattle’s weekly newspaper The Stranger.  It’s one of those honors that cannot, and probably should not, ever quite sit right: the kind of recognition any artist craves not just for the added publicity and legitimacy it brings your work, but also because, let’s face it: it’s a delicious ego stroke and the $5,000 cash that comes with it helps ease any pointless pangs of guilt over being singled out.  Beyond that guilt, however, looms another misgiving which grows out of the fact that the honor is bestowed not in recognition of any particular piece but one’s entire body of work.  You’re forced to wonder, “What the hell am I going to do next?  And how the hell will that be good enough to garner such praise in the future?”  I had no idea.  Still don’t. 

    Nor did I have any idea back then about what I was going to say when I accepted the award at the Moore Theater on that Saturday, September 13, 2008.  I did know that the folks at The Stranger enjoyed presenting the awards in flamboyant and entertaining ways.  (For instance, Paul Constant channeled an old time booming-voiced boxing announcer when he handed the prize for literature to Sherman Alexie.)  So this much I determined: as show people, I’d be damned if I let some tabloid scribbler upstage me.  I had to say something engaging other than just “thanks a lot”, but what?  That’s when I remembered rule #3.  Raise the stakes.

    I began my acceptance by magnanimously allowing that Seattle was a pretty good theatre town.  The crowd approved.  Then I lofted my caveat: we were good, but we weren’t great.  The crowd grew quiet, restless.  I said I believed we had everything it takes to be great, but we weren’t great; and worse, we didn’t even seem to be moving in the right direction.  More awkward noises.  Then I said I believed we could be a world class theatre city within 5 years, but only if we wanted to.  We had to want it.  The crowd liked this.  They clapped, they hollered.  It felt great.  Lots of toasts and backslaps afterwards.  I made a self-congratulatory moment into a community-wide challenge.  And every one seemed to slurp it with a spoon.  Success, by any definition.

    Since then, however, not many people have mentioned my acceptance speech, though there is one particularly notable exception.  A month after that night I got an email from my sister Margaret.  It said simply:  “Just in case you were wondering.  9/13/13.  Make it so!”  Since odds are about even that you do not know my sister, allow me to unpack her cryptic note and translate it plainly into the words I know she intended.  “Dear Brother, in case you were thinking that you could make that challenge publicly solely in order to arbitrarily raise stakes and thus add empty entertainment calories to your speech, hoping no one will remember, please think again.  I will remember.  I will hold you to it.  I will publicly mock you if you fail.  So deliver me a world class theatre town by the Fall of 2013, or prepare to face my undying scorn.”  You see, I come from a very loving and supportive family.

    Upping the ante is painless and risk-free if no one is paying attention.  Thanks to my sister, such is not my fate.  But I am, after all, a collaborative artist.  If she intends to hold me accountable over the next four years, then I intend to share her attentions with all of my beloved fellow theatre artists in this amazing city.  My discomfiture will become their discomfiture, or at least as much of it as I can artfully manage to share.  Which brings me to these essays.  This is the introductory first of ten or twelve I intend to write on the subject of theatre in Seattle.  During my last 22 years as a theatre professional here and in New York City I have come to some strongly held conclusions about how I think theatre can be made better.  I have shared these opinions with friends and colleagues in one-on-one conversations or in small groups in social situations.  Now I think it is time for me to share more formally and more widely—to raise the stakes.

    A few weeks back, I began keeping a little folder on my computer with text files in it.  Some contain embryonic notes and outlines, the beginnings of these future essays.  Others consist only of tentative titles, like the following:

    The essays will be written with primarily my theatre colleagues in mind; but I fervently believe we need to also invite non-show people into these conversations because, as a self-identified neo-Vaudevillian, and in sharp contrast to the rising class of theatre academic elite, I believe that what the audience wants and needs actually matters.

    Potshots of prose alone cannot go any significant distance toward making theater better here in Seattle or anywhere.  Only making great theatre will make theatre great here.  This series will be about sharpening my arguments and placing them in a public place, where they may serve to convince or be dismissed, or maybe even dismantled and built into something more useful.  I am done bitching in bars.  I am pushing my stakes on the table and I encourage my colleagues, especially those who disagree with me, to do the same.  Our stock-in-trade is dialogue.  Maybe we can employ its power to discover the way forward towards a world class theatre in our own home town.